I'm not gay. I'm not boning anyone, Derek or not. Still a virgin, thanks. I didn't go on the date with Alex because of REASONS. And I'm trying to hang out with Derek AND Isaac, but they're being dicks about it.
1) You and Isaac have been giving each other weird lingering sex looks for a while, McGay, so don't shrug it off that quickly. 2) I was fake hitting on him because it bugged him. How is that weirder than you sniffing and rubbing up on Danny?
Maybe I am. I am. Things happened and I don't know if I want to talk about it.
Intentional or not, it's been happening. I have no idea what you and Allison and Isaac have going on and frankly I'm too busy trying to figure out if I'm jealous or disappointed.
You were rubbing up on him at the dance. And you sure picked out the Armani when we went hunting for Jackson. I think you're a little more into guys than you know, Scott. I bet my dad wouldn't question you being gay.
backdated to before stiles' death~
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ARE YOU HIGH?
WTF?!?!
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I know you didn't go on that date with that girl
and derek has been complaining to me about you forcing him to hang out with you
so either he's your new best friend in the future or you want to bone him
and I'd actually rather it was the latter because you're supposed to be MY soulbrother forever
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I'm not gay. I'm not boning anyone, Derek or not. Still a virgin, thanks. I didn't go on the date with Alex because of REASONS. And I'm trying to hang out with Derek AND Isaac, but they're being dicks about it.
SO I GIVE UP.
I'M JUST A BIG GAY DEREK LOVER!!
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though if I was high that would explain why me and allison and isaac were all kissing each other at the masquerade
sometimes there's truth behind sarcasm
and you've been acting kinda weird ever since you came back from home (wanting to hang out with derek and isaac is a major case in point)
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[Yeah, that was half jealousy talking. NOT FAIR, SCOTT.]
I am not now, nor have I ever been interested in getting in Derek OR Isaac's pants. Ever.
Weird how, huh?
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it was just cheek kisses, people do it in france all the time!
and you were hitting on isaac the other day, that was weird
I dunno, you just seem... different
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Maybe I am. I am. Things happened and I don't know if I want to talk about it.
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so the fact that I have a girlfriend but I've been having unintentional sex looks with someone else makes me the worst boyfriend ever, right?
and fyi I was sniffing danny to try and find out he was a werewolf, at no point was there rubbing
I'm just worried about you
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Intentional or not, it's been happening. I have no idea what you and Allison and Isaac have going on and frankly I'm too busy trying to figure out if I'm jealous or disappointed.
You were rubbing up on him at the dance. And you sure picked out the Armani when we went hunting for Jackson. I think you're a little more into guys than you know, Scott. I bet my dad wouldn't question you being gay.
Don't be. I'm always fine, remember?
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I was only pretending to dance with him so coach would leave me alone.
have you smelled armani before? it's really nice. I can't afford armani so I might as well smell it as much as I can on guys
...that sounded less weird in my head
you're not always fine. no one is.
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Right. But no one calls you out for it. Just me. Alllllways me.
There's nowhere that wouldn't have sounded weird, Scott.
I'm fine. Super fine. Mega fine.
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The more you emphasize how fine you are, the less fine you actually are.
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That is utter crap. When I say I'm fine, I'm fine. See? I'm a rainbow of fine.
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Fine. I'm fine too. I'm a double rainbow of fine.
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You're never a double rainbow of fine.
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[ They're having a Notebook moment. ]
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[But he still loved him.]
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They'll go away if I ignore them, right?
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