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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

Comments

backdated to before stiles' death~

[mccallmemaybe]

if you have a thing for derek can you please tell me now so I can get used to the idea of you two boning each other

1/?

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done

[teenyoda]

LSKJFLKJSLKAD

ARE YOU HIGH?

WTF?!?!

[mccallmemaybe]

dude

I know you didn't go on that date with that girl

and derek has been complaining to me about you forcing him to hang out with you

so either he's your new best friend in the future or you want to bone him

and I'd actually rather it was the latter because you're supposed to be MY soulbrother forever

1/2

[teenyoda]

I repeat, ARE YOU HIGH?

I'm not gay. I'm not boning anyone, Derek or not. Still a virgin, thanks. I didn't go on the date with Alex because of REASONS. And I'm trying to hang out with Derek AND Isaac, but they're being dicks about it.

SO I GIVE UP.

I'M JUST A BIG GAY DEREK LOVER!!

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[teenyoda]

That was sarcasm.

[mccallmemaybe]

I'm not high

though if I was high that would explain why me and allison and isaac were all kissing each other at the masquerade

sometimes there's truth behind sarcasm

and you've been acting kinda weird ever since you came back from home (wanting to hang out with derek and isaac is a major case in point)

[teenyoda]

... and I'M THE GAY ONE? Jesus, Scott. Keep it in your pants.

[Yeah, that was half jealousy talking. NOT FAIR, SCOTT.]

I am not now, nor have I ever been interested in getting in Derek OR Isaac's pants. Ever.

Weird how, huh?

[mccallmemaybe]

I am keeping it in my pants! nothing in the pants area happened

it was just cheek kisses, people do it in france all the time!

and you were hitting on isaac the other day, that was weird

I dunno, you just seem... different

[teenyoda]

1) You and Isaac have been giving each other weird lingering sex looks for a while, McGay, so don't shrug it off that quickly. 2) I was fake hitting on him because it bugged him. How is that weirder than you sniffing and rubbing up on Danny?

Maybe I am. I am. Things happened and I don't know if I want to talk about it.

1/2

[mccallmemaybe]

McGay. Really, Stiles?

[mccallmemaybe]

we haven't been doing that... I mean... I haven't been intentionally doing that?

so the fact that I have a girlfriend but I've been having unintentional sex looks with someone else makes me the worst boyfriend ever, right?

and fyi I was sniffing danny to try and find out he was a werewolf, at no point was there rubbing

I'm just worried about you

[teenyoda]

McGay who wants it his way. BOOM.

Intentional or not, it's been happening. I have no idea what you and Allison and Isaac have going on and frankly I'm too busy trying to figure out if I'm jealous or disappointed.

You were rubbing up on him at the dance. And you sure picked out the Armani when we went hunting for Jackson. I think you're a little more into guys than you know, Scott. I bet my dad wouldn't question you being gay.

Don't be. I'm always fine, remember?

[mccallmemaybe]

jealous or disappointed? why would you be either of those things? you should be pitying me for getting into this totally confusing situation :(

I was only pretending to dance with him so coach would leave me alone.

have you smelled armani before? it's really nice. I can't afford armani so I might as well smell it as much as I can on guys

...that sounded less weird in my head

you're not always fine. no one is.

[teenyoda]

Jealous because I'm still getting no play and disappointed because Scott. Dude. Keep it in your pants.

Right. But no one calls you out for it. Just me. Alllllways me.

There's nowhere that wouldn't have sounded weird, Scott.

I'm fine. Super fine. Mega fine.

[mccallmemaybe]

Don't you think if I wasn't keeping it in my pants that I would have done more than kiss them?

The more you emphasize how fine you are, the less fine you actually are.

[teenyoda]

Maybe? You never said you didn't have a mess in your pants. Or on their pants. I don't know. Why are we talking about this again?

That is utter crap. When I say I'm fine, I'm fine. See? I'm a rainbow of fine.

[mccallmemaybe]

I don't know. Let's stop.

Fine. I'm fine too. I'm a double rainbow of fine.

[teenyoda]

Good idea.

You're never a double rainbow of fine.

[mccallmemaybe]

If you're a rainbow, I'm a rainbow.

[ They're having a Notebook moment. ]

[teenyoda]

Buddy, you have so many issues.

[But he still loved him.]

[mccallmemaybe]

I know.

They'll go away if I ignore them, right?

[teenyoda]

Sorry. Only works for me.