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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[truesight]

[ guess who's texting at work. guess. and guess who's also still a dude. ]

You look really, really cute today. Like... someone get this guy a modeling contract because he is off the charts sexysexsexhot.

[teenyoda]

I look the same as I always do. Get back to work. =|

[truesight]

No you do not. I'm going to draw you 659 more shirts in that same shade of blue because it is wildly flattering on you. Those pants are perfect, and your hair is perfect, and your everything is perfect, and you need to know that.

[teenyoda]

Thank you for being weird. Now get back to work or Jade's going to fire us. =|

[truesight]

It would be weird if Minty were sending you these texts, but it's not, it's me. Rachel. Remember me? Your girlfriend? I'm allowed to openly obsess over you still, you can't deny me that.

And don't be dumb, Jade would never fire us.

[teenyoda]

It's still weird knowing my girlfriend is getting boners over me. Stop it.

Minty's looking pretty good right about now.

[That was said partly to get a reaction out of her since he knew that would do it.]

[truesight]

Who said anything about a boner? Have you been checking out my crotch, Stilinski? Naughty.

Whaaaaaaaaat! She looks desperate, like she always does.

[teenyoda]

No. I just know you. I bet you've had a boner half the time you've been like that.

I don't know. I like her boobs. They're not as good as yours were, but hey... you don't have boobs anymore.

[truesight]

I haven't been around you nearly enough for that to happen.

That is so not cool!!!

[teenyoda]

You can still think of things and get them. Trust me. I know this.

What? That you don't have boobs? Yeah, that's highly uncool. =|

[truesight]

It's not like i get wet every time I think of you, maybe my body's still trained to ..not respond unless I'm fooling around with someone. Only one way to find out...?

That you think you can check out other girls' boobs just because mine are temporarily(!!!!!) missing!

[teenyoda]

Now who's being rude? What do you mean you don't get wet every time you think of me. Rude, Rachel.

I like boobies?

Talk later. I have to go count stock in the storeroom. AFK.

[truesight]

Girls don't work like that! I get turned on when I think of you, but life would be really uncomfortable if females just ...reacted that way just from thinking about it. I mean I need to be in the moment for any of that business to start up.

MY boobies, not other girls' boobies!

You're never AFK you dork it's on your wrist at all times.

[teenyoda]

So you're saying that right now if you think of sexy stuff, your body isn't reacting? Not at all?

Your boobies are the best, but I can't have those. So... maybe I'm noticing other lesser boobies.

I gotta use my hands to move stuff. NO TEXTING. BUSY. AFK. AAAAAAAFK.

[truesight]

I mean, a little, but I'm not about to start jousting with anyone anytime soon.

Actually now that I think about it, I don't think I've gotten a boner yet. Is that weird? Is my boy body broken???

:c That is the saddest news. Please stop.

Fine go be AFK. Go count your stock.

[teenyoda]

If you haven't gotten one yet or woken up with one, yes. Your boy body is broken. Guys always wake up with boners, or haven't you noticed.

=D

I will. I'm in the stock room now. Call over.

[And he'd just be in the stock room. All alone. Counting stock.]

[truesight]

[ Rachel lasts approximately twenty-two minutes before she's doing quick spot checks on her two tables ( they're not that busy, it's not meal time ) and then heading straight for the back. she doesn't shove herself into the stock room right away, no, there's some shuffling and second guessing first, but then she remembers that it doesn't matter what body she's in, she's Rachel Elizabeth Dare and Rachel Elizabeth Dare would never let her boyfriend talk about boobs that weren't hers. nosir.

so she pulls the door open, slips inside, and shuts it behind her all in one quick ..woosh. ]

Hi.

[ it's not super cramped in here, there's enough room for a body and the small push cart to take stuff out and restock the shelves, but even with just two bodies in there, right now it feels a little tiny bit tiny. so she stands with her back to the door, one hand still on the doorknob, her thumb brushing over the little button lock without actually pressing it just yet. ]

Have you seriously been thinking about other girls just cause of- this whole thing?

[teenyoda]

[He'd been wondering how long it would take her to come back. She'd lasted longer than he'd thought. He doesn't look up when she comes in, finishing counting up the rolls of napkins he'd been on before she walked in. When he was done, he looked over, still not quite used to having to look up at her. Him. Goddammit.]

I might let my eyes wander a bit, but I only think of you when I actually think anything. I miss your boobs.

[truesight]

Yeah, so do I, but I haven't been letting my eyes wander because of it.

[ which isn't the same she knows but she's still going to play this up. so she squints at him before she pushes away from the door, and it really isn't the same, walking up to someone all hey sup when you're taller than them, but she's figuring it out as she goes along. she doesn't stop until she's standing right next to him, her fingers reaching out to pull at the hem of that shirt she likes so much. not pulling it off or anything, just fussing with it ]

Sounds to me like someone needs a reminder of who he belongs to.

[teenyoda]

Why? You feel like ogling boobies too?

[He almost backs up when she steps close. He's still not used to this version of her being in his personal space and he has to forcibly remind himself not to move away. He can't stop the almost swat at her hand when she reaches for his shirt.]

I know who I belong to and I'll go back to belonging to that person when there's a pair of boobs to welcome me home.

[truesight]

[ she makes a face when he swats her hand away, all scandalized, but then he keeps talking and there's ..actual genuine scandalizedness on her face ]

You're trying to say you're not mine now? Does that mean I'm not yours either? Because honestly, the being in love and wearing matching rings factor in all of this is throwing me off a little bit here.

[teenyoda]

That's not what I mean. You know that. I just...

This is really confusing for me, Rach. I'm yours still. I just... I'm yours when you're a girl. I mean, it's not like I'm going to go out and find someone new or anything. I'm just... It's... You know what I mean.

[truesight]

No, but I don't. I really, really don't. Stiles.

[ sooo much frustrating. not entirely the angry kind either, it's really only a tiny bit of that kind of frustration. they rest is- well, yeah. the c'moooon kind, mixed with other stuff. which is why she's reaching for him again, this time her hand moving to the side of his face, stepping around in front of him, making herself fit right there, both hands holding his face now, like she always does ]

Look at me, like, really look. I still look so similar, I still have my predictable green eyes and my ridiculous freckles and my pouty, pouty mouth. Don't I? Tell me I'm wrong. Tell me you really can't see me right now.

[teenyoda]

Rachel...

[He lifted his hands to hers, trying to pull them down. It felt weird to have a guy cupping his face and he couldn't get past the fact that yes, she was most definitely a guy.]

It's not the same. It's... It's you, but it's not you. I can't see you there. I know you're in there, but it's not...

[truesight]

Oh, come on.

[ it sucks hearing that. it sucks so bad it makes her insides twist and he's reaching for her hands but it's to pull them off of his face and her fingers splay wide as she takes a step away from him, just for a second, all huffing and puffing because what else can she do right now? and some part of her knows she might be asking too much, that it's been what, three months? maybe that's not enough time for someone to see past a huge change like this. but still.

a moment later she's stepping back in again, very much with the ah, fuckit attitude that will one day likely land her in huge trouble, but whatever. her hands are back on his face, this time to tilt his head up so she can lean down and kiss him without leaning too much. not that she's that much taller like this, but it's different, it's a totally different angle than how she usually kisses him. he feels the same and tastes the same and it's kind of breaking her heart because she doesn't know how this is even going to turn out. she has no idea, but she had to try. ]

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