Asgard IC Inbox

[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

Comments

[freezerburned]

and were gonna keep it that way

i gotta go. thanks again.

[Texting on the tail end of a panic attack is not the easiest thing in the world.]

[mccallmemaybe]

[ Scott just sighed when Stiles brought up the thing he liked to pretend never happened. ]

That was... different. You told her about her mom. This is telling someone about their own time of death... [ He knew his best friend had a dark side to him sometimes, didn't everyone? Even Scott had a bad side to him during that full moon he let Lydia kiss him. He couldn't see Stiles being cruel enough to tell Erica, even if she did hit him in the face with his own car battery in the future. ]

[teenyoda]

Hey, I wouldn't do it intentionally. Allison probably gave me that look and scared it out of me. Or threatened me with her girl bits. I don't know. I wasn't there. Well, I was, but I wasn't, if you know what I mean.

text ;; soon after midnight on Day 303, before the network goes down the next day

[nukeoleptic]

hey, stiles
i am not sure what exactly is going on
but there was a really goddamn loud noise outside
and a lot of people are really freaking out
i dont know what it looks like in other districts
or if this even woke you up!!!!
but if it did, please check in?
let me know how things are in your district, ok?
i dont know if its a curse or what but i dont think its good

[mccallmemaybe]

What look? [ Pfftt, Scott knew what look. ] She wouldn't threaten you with her girl bits, Stiles. [ Scott rolled his eyes at him and sat up. ] I should get back to her.

[teenyoda]

She could.

[Because that would be mean and Allison could totally be evil. He knew that.

But he nodded and looked over at him.]

Yeah. You go comfort your little missus. I'm going to, uh, stay here. And just think.

[mccallmemaybe]

I need to start making you put money in a jar every time you talk about my girlfriend's private parts.

[ It was more like he needed comfort from Allison, not the other way round. The kind Stiles couldn't give him, if you know what I mean. ]

Don't think about it too much. [ Except Stiles didn't have a girlfriend to distract him. ]

[teenyoda]

Hey, I'll stop talking about them when she stops using them to control you. Vagina magic is scary, man. And at least I'm not interested in any of her girl bits. You should be thankful.

[THIS WAS HIS POINT, SCOTT. GOD. Stiles would totally sex you up if you wanted it.]

Yeah... right. [Gee, you think?]

[mccallmemaybe]

Just don't talk about them in front of Allison or I'm never going to see them again. [ He was meant to get Stiles to stop talking about them full stop but that was impossible. He put his arm around Stiles to give him one last hug. ]

[teenyoda]

I'll do my best.

[Which was an honest promise from him. He wrapped both arms around Scott and gave him a squeeze before letting him go.]

Go get some comfort, bro. You know where I'll be.

[mccallmemaybe]

Thanks. [ Scott squeezed him back and then let go too, getting out of bed to walk to Stiles' door. ] I'll see you tomorrow.

[teenyoda]

You know it.

[teenyoda]

[Someone was groggy as all hell. The crash didn't wake him up, but he'd attuned his body to wake up at the sound of anything technological trying to get his attention. It usually meant shit was hitting the fan.

He blinked at the text, confirming that yes, shit was hitting the fan. Wonderful.]

Huh?

[nukeoleptic]

something is happening
i am pretty sure it is bad, but i might be wrong, idk
are you okay?

[teenyoda]

Is this lieka n eaerthquake drill? I dndt gett he manual/ No owne gave me tha amaneul jade.

[Half awake Stiles was barely legible at the best of times.]

[nukeoleptic]

....are you asleep or dying??? >/

[teenyoda]

Shutu p. whats goiwn on?

[nukeoleptic]

i dont know!!!
that is what i am trying to find out
if you are uninjured i am going to check on someone else XO

[teenyoda]

i', totally unsinjured. omg whys isn the meidll of the ntein.

[Someone clearly wasn't waking up properly.]

[nukeoleptic]

omfg :|
when you wake up and go outside
DONT TOUCH THE ICE!!!!!

[teenyoda]

OGM WHY WOUL I

[nukeoleptic]

[ She switches the feed to video. >| ]

Stiles!

[teenyoda]

[Give him a minute. Another minute. Still just a sec...]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

[nukeoleptic]

Be careful if you go outside!

[ >|!!!!! But she hangs up to let him go back to sleep. :') ]

[teenyoda]

[... You suck, Jade.]