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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[teenyoda]

Can I take a moment to be grateful it's not my ass you're kicking?
Yes. Odin. 101. I share a bathroom with a girl.
If I see underwear or other girl products, I'll pee outside.

[nukeoleptic]

hahaha oh my god
i guess that means i shouldnt come over with a bra on my head, huh

[teenyoda]

... :(
Do you hate me?

[nukeoleptic]

wait
does this mean you umm
dont like girls?

[teenyoda]

WHAT?! NOlkdfj;aldkfhaoweihafd

I love girls. Girls are the best. Girls are... I love girls.

[nukeoleptic]

i mean.....
if you like boys.... that is okay!

[teenyoda]

I like girls. I LOVE girls.
Liking boys is fine, but I don't.

[nukeoleptic]

haha, okay
i was just going to say
i could point you in the right direction....

[teenyoda]

...
Were you going to try to hook me up with a guy?
I don't know if I should be flattered or if I should bang my head against a wall.

[nukeoleptic]

hahahaha
do you want me to hook you up with a girl instead??

[teenyoda]

What? NO. No. Really. I'm good.

Thanks.

[nukeoleptic]

hehehe
just checking c:

[teenyoda]

Thanks?

[nukeoleptic]

you are welcome :p
i will leave the pie in the kitchen in odin!

[teenyoda]

Awesome! Thank you! :D

text.

[intelligently]

I need something that's not important. [ And clearly he's the man for the job ]

[teenyoda]

Then why do you need it if it's not important?

[intelligently]

Because you won't miss it.

[teenyoda]

... This sounds vaguely ominous.

[intelligently]

I'm doing a test.

[teenyoda]

And the ominous feeling becomes bigger. Do I want to know?

[intelligently]

[ Sigh. Stiles ] Do you want to help or not?

[teenyoda]

[Sigh yourself, Lydia. He knows better. ONCE BITTEN TWICE SHY!]

Tell me what it is first. I'm not saying yes and finding out you want my spleen. Or my kidney. Or any other body parts I'm fond of and have a use for.

[intelligently]

[ But gosh, Stiles, it's Lydia. Sure, she can make Molotov Cocktails but have you done anything worthy? ]

I'm testing my power, okay? [ So much for secrets, though she did invite him over ] And I wouldn't take your spleen.

[teenyoda]

Just my kidneys.

[And his heart, which she did a flamenco dance on daily.]

So what do you want?