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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[mccallmemaybe]

jealous or disappointed? why would you be either of those things? you should be pitying me for getting into this totally confusing situation :(

I was only pretending to dance with him so coach would leave me alone.

have you smelled armani before? it's really nice. I can't afford armani so I might as well smell it as much as I can on guys

...that sounded less weird in my head

you're not always fine. no one is.

[teenyoda]

Jealous because I'm still getting no play and disappointed because Scott. Dude. Keep it in your pants.

Right. But no one calls you out for it. Just me. Alllllways me.

There's nowhere that wouldn't have sounded weird, Scott.

I'm fine. Super fine. Mega fine.

[mccallmemaybe]

Don't you think if I wasn't keeping it in my pants that I would have done more than kiss them?

The more you emphasize how fine you are, the less fine you actually are.

[teenyoda]

Maybe? You never said you didn't have a mess in your pants. Or on their pants. I don't know. Why are we talking about this again?

That is utter crap. When I say I'm fine, I'm fine. See? I'm a rainbow of fine.

[mccallmemaybe]

I don't know. Let's stop.

Fine. I'm fine too. I'm a double rainbow of fine.

[teenyoda]

Good idea.

You're never a double rainbow of fine.

[mccallmemaybe]

If you're a rainbow, I'm a rainbow.

[ They're having a Notebook moment. ]

[teenyoda]

Buddy, you have so many issues.

[But he still loved him.]

[mccallmemaybe]

I know.

They'll go away if I ignore them, right?

[teenyoda]

Sorry. Only works for me.

[mccallmemaybe]

That's not fair.

[teenyoda]

Totally fair. You have the puppy eyes and have sex. You don't need to ignore problems.

[mccallmemaybe]

What are you saying? Puppy dog eyes and sex will solve my problems?

[teenyoda]

They seem to have in the past.

[mccallmemaybe]

Remind me to smack the back of your head the next time I see you.

By the way, Derek told me if I don't stop you trying to hang out with him, he's gonna make you. Probably using violence.

I know you can take care of yourself because of your fire power but just be careful with him.

[teenyoda]

Yeah sure I'll do that.

[No he wouldn't.]

Yeah, w/e. I got it. Derek's a dick.

text;

[truesight]

Guess who just got her first job?

[teenyoda]

Um, no idea. Who? ;)

[truesight]

Me! At the Highwind. Which is where you work. Which you didn't tell me.

[teenyoda]

Because you didn't aaaaask. And I didn't want you to think I was stalking you.

[truesight]

You say that like I don't already know perfectly well that you're stalking me. It's okay, I'm not mad.

[teenyoda]

In that case and in the spirit of full disclosure, I totally set up a nanny cam in your room.

[truesight]

Wow. I appreciate your honesty, Freckles. I really do. Does this mean you know about the Stiles shrine I've been working on? This is not how I wanted you to find out.

[teenyoda]

I do, Red. And I might have left you some hair in a little envelope so it can be complete.

[truesight]

You are just the sweetest stalker / stalkee a girl could have. Well, no, not a stalkee. I'm not following you. I've just got a wall covered in your pictures, it's different.