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I really hate you right now.
Well, nothing. We didn't get to the doing anything part.
You told him?! Stiles!
Well, nothing. We didn't get to the doing anything part.
You told him?! Stiles!
>:[
Probably not because you have a dirty mind.
We almost kissed. Our mouths were really close and his hand was on my cheek and he smelled really good and it was totally gonna happen until Derek walked in on us.
Was your dad mad?
Probably not because you have a dirty mind.
We almost kissed. Our mouths were really close and his hand was on my cheek and he smelled really good and it was totally gonna happen until Derek walked in on us.
Was your dad mad?
:D :D :D
I have a dirty everything. This isn't a big surprise.
OK. So what about Allison now? Because having two people be in love with you must really suck. (CAN YOU SENSE MY SARCASM AND JEALOUSY?)
Surprisingly no. I tempered everything weird with pie.
I have a dirty everything. This isn't a big surprise.
OK. So what about Allison now? Because having two people be in love with you must really suck. (CAN YOU SENSE MY SARCASM AND JEALOUSY?)
Surprisingly no. I tempered everything weird with pie.
>:[ >:[ >:[
Have a bath, stinky.
She's still asleep. We have to wait for her to wake up to see what she thinks about me still being in love with her and Isaac liking her and me liking Isaac and Isaac liking me.
And if this doesn't work out and I end up alone then I'm gonna eat my own body weight in pie.
Have a bath, stinky.
She's still asleep. We have to wait for her to wake up to see what she thinks about me still being in love with her and Isaac liking her and me liking Isaac and Isaac liking me.
And if this doesn't work out and I end up alone then I'm gonna eat my own body weight in pie.
Only if you join me, big boy.
Okay, pretend I didn't say that.
The way things were left before I got back here kind of seems like if you're all on the same page, that little menage et trois might actually be feasible.
Have I told you how much I hate you lately? Because I totally hate you.
You will not. You couldn't fit that much in your puppy butt face. Someone would come along and feel sorry for you and make you happy. That someone is likely to be me.
Okay, pretend I didn't say that.
The way things were left before I got back here kind of seems like if you're all on the same page, that little menage et trois might actually be feasible.
Have I told you how much I hate you lately? Because I totally hate you.
You will not. You couldn't fit that much in your puppy butt face. Someone would come along and feel sorry for you and make you happy. That someone is likely to be me.
I'm blaming porn for what you just said.
Menage et trois means a threesome right?? I remember looking it up when it was mentioned in that Katy Perry song.
Derek might kill me before anything happens. He looked like Mr. Argent would have looked if he walked in on me and Allison. It was seriously uncomfortable.
I can always count on you to make me happy. Except for when you make me worry I have a furry wolfbutt.
Menage et trois means a threesome right?? I remember looking it up when it was mentioned in that Katy Perry song.
Derek might kill me before anything happens. He looked like Mr. Argent would have looked if he walked in on me and Allison. It was seriously uncomfortable.
I can always count on you to make me happy. Except for when you make me worry I have a furry wolfbutt.
Sure. Blame porn.
Yes. It means a threesome. Which is two more than I'm getting. Still hate you.
Derek needs to go find a tree or a leg to hump and release a little steam. We all know he can feel now, so he should just go feel or something and stop being such a grumpy pain in the ass.
You'll be a happy furry wolfbutt possibly wolfjunk having person, though. With a smile. All good.
Yes. It means a threesome. Which is two more than I'm getting. Still hate you.
Derek needs to go find a tree or a leg to hump and release a little steam. We all know he can feel now, so he should just go feel or something and stop being such a grumpy pain in the ass.
You'll be a happy furry wolfbutt possibly wolfjunk having person, though. With a smile. All good.
[ okay so, Rachel's really freaked out. her friends are definitely just gone, all of them except Leo, and she's glad that everybody's back from that mirror world, but it's freaking hot and she's maybe been hearing voices saying the same thing over and over again and then there was that stupid earthquake that she's still trying to process because THEY DON'T HAVE EARTHQUAKES IN NYC so- ]
Are you okay??? Your house or whatever didn't get too knocked up, did it? Freyr house is still standing but it's looking kind of apocalyptic outside and this heat is melting through ice packs faster than I can draw them but anyway [ someone's using a voice-to-text option, clearly I'm sorry for being a jerk the other day, now please tell me if you're in mortal danger or not
Are you okay??? Your house or whatever didn't get too knocked up, did it? Freyr house is still standing but it's looking kind of apocalyptic outside and this heat is melting through ice packs faster than I can draw them but anyway [ someone's using a voice-to-text option, clearly I'm sorry for being a jerk the other day, now please tell me if you're in mortal danger or not
Edited 2013-12-05 09:14 (UTC)
[He was surprised to get the text from her and was about to grin and send something saucy back before he actually read it. Oh. Well, she didn't sound too full of happiness and he doubted sassy flirting would go over well here. Time and place, Stiles.]
Yes, I'm fine. All my parts are accounted for and I haven't been crushed by anything. My room's been through worse --
[Namely him setting it on fire, but shh.]
Are you okay? Do you want me to come over?
Yes, I'm fine. All my parts are accounted for and I haven't been crushed by anything. My room's been through worse --
[Namely him setting it on fire, but shh.]
Are you okay? Do you want me to come over?
I'm alright. Really, I just had the disturbing mental image of something falling on you, so I wanted to follow up on that promise you made. You know, no dying allowed. And it's okay, you don't have to. It's too hot to exist right now, let alone walk anywhere. Plus if there's another earthquake, or whatever that was, outside probably isn't the best place to be.
I think I'm offended by your implication. And I would be making some sort of comments about finding a much more fun means of exhausting you but that's seriously awkward if you're really about to head over here.
Seriously though, don't dehydrate or fall in a ditch or anything.
Seriously though, don't dehydrate or fall in a ditch or anything.
It was just a joke!! I refuse to be seen as that person that says outrageous things and then just goes "Nah, nevermind!", so don't think that. I'm just kidding around. Let's make that clear. I don't start meaning my wildly suggestive jokes until way later in a friendship.
Are you going to run around on fire, because I don't think that's going to help the state of this city very much right now.
Are you going to run around on fire, because I don't think that's going to help the state of this city very much right now.
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