Asgard IC Inbox

[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[mccallmemaybe]

It hasn't even happened yet! It might not happen.

I think he's just worried I'm trying to seduce Isaac into my pack. I wouldn't know how to seduce my way out of a paper bag.

Stop saying I have wolf parts.

[nukeoleptic]

1. closing the highwind today

2. were you hurt in the earthquake??

3. have you seen osiris????? that dopey german shepherd of mine ._.

[teenyoda]

You say yet like there's a chance it won't. Ha ha. Slim, buddy.

Now I'm picturing you and Derek trying to woo Isaac with promises of sex. That's a bad image to have in my head, Scott. Get it out.

I will when you can prove you don't.

[teenyoda]

1. Figured.

2. No, mom. I'm fine.

3. No, but I'll keep an eye out for him when I'm out.

4. Are YOU okay?

[nukeoleptic]

NO because i have lost my dog and hes doing to die and its going to be my fault ARGH D:

[teenyoda]

He's not going to die. I'll keep an eye out for him while I'm out.

Do they resurrect pets too?

[mccallmemaybe]

Who's slim?

What's wrong with you? Stop picturing that!

If we'd had this conversation before I got sucked into the other Asgard I could have checked. I could turn into a werewolf there.

[teenyoda]

Your chance is slim. Keep up, McCall.

Stop putting it in there.

I'm oddly upset that I wasn't there now, if only to have brought this to your attention then. :|

[mccallmemaybe]

You think there's a slim chance it won't happen or it will?

You're the one putting it in there, get it out yourself!

:| I am 1000% done with talking about this.

[teenyoda]

Oh my god why are we friends? That it WON'T happen. This whole thing is like watching a car accident in slowmo. I know it's coming but I just can't look away from the impending disaster.

You.

:D I win.

[mccallmemaybe]

You're comparing me, Allison and Isaac getting together to a car accident? That's horrible. Why would you compare us to that? People die in car accidents.

[teenyoda]

:| Yeah, we're done.

[nukeoleptic]

they dont :(
please keep an eye out for him
i appreciate it

[teenyoda]

Consider me on the lookout for one dog. I'll let you know if I find him.

Be careful? :)

[nukeoleptic]

i will be careful
thank you, stiles ._.

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[better]

can we talk? its home stuff - just for reference.

[teenyoda]

OK. I thought we'd talked about all the home stuff?

[IE; Her dying and that being a shitty thing.]

[better]

we did but that was before I went through some of it.

[teenyoda]

Oh.



OH. So you

Ok. What do you want to talk about?

[better]

just how much shit do we go through in a month because it was only a month and there was a lot of shit going on. is it always like that? just everything horrible ever in the universe piled into a small amount of time?

[teenyoda]

Basically? Yes. And it didn't get better after you

It's continued to suck since Peter Hale first opened his big fat mouth.

[better]

ok well i was outside the rave and derek made you break the line that was keeping isaac and me trapped on the other side. that's the last i have before i showed up to my boyfriend and his ex singing their feelings on the network.

[teenyoda]

Uh huh. No, it doesn't get any better after that.

[better]

great.

also thanks.

[teenyoda]

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For?