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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[teenyoda]

Because I want all your attention?

You can come pet me right now if you want. You should do that.

Come pet me.

[truesight]

But I'm still about 19% mad at you.

[teenyoda]

Then I'll pet you until you're under 5% mad. Or you can use that and take it out on me.

I'd like that ;)

[truesight]

No petting!! You've officially grossed me out too much for that.

Except me petting my new pet, whenever I think of what I want.

[teenyoda]

Licking?

:D

You're kind of determined to get a pet, huh?

[truesight]

Eeehh...

I really want a little buddy :c

[teenyoda]

Is this some kind of maternal instinct or something?

[truesight]

Ummmmm?

[teenyoda]

Give me four years of just me and you and then we'll see.

[truesight]

What? No. What???

I want a buddy! Like you and Hale.

That's it, swear on Styx.

I don't secretly want a baby.

I don't never want a baby, just... not anytime soon???

[teenyoda]

Like I said, four years. We'll revisit the baby talk then and I'll convince you you'd look gorgeous pregnant. Maybe. >>

Now, what sort of buddy you want, you crazy lady?

[truesight]

gods

a kitten i'm pretty sure

you really thing we'll be ready to be good parents in four years? you were just talking about furry cock socks a second ago

[teenyoda]

You think there aren't parents out there that talk about furry cock socks?

I don't know what we'll be in four years, other than together, but we can always see how things are then. Maybe all the crazy will have simmered down enough for us to enjoy life.

[truesight]

eww

i enjoy life now, even with the crazy

[teenyoda]

You know what I mean, Red. Brat.

[truesight]

Yeah, I know.

Not that I'm agreeing with the four years plan, but, we'd make some pretty cute kids.

[teenyoda]

We would have gorgeous red haired babies. Not that I'm thinking that far ahead. Or how many. Or what genders. Or names. Nope.

Hey, so what kind of cat you thinking of?

[truesight]

Red hair and big brown eyes and millions of freckles. You have names picked out?

Probably some kind of rollypolly mixed-up color calico tabby. Dark brown and black and caramel on her face with bright blue eyes, and those colors with some white mixed in for the rest of her body. Maybe.

[teenyoda]

Maybe. Lizzie. Claudia. Scarlett. Luke. >>

No, gee, you haven't been thinking about this a while at all. Nope.

[truesight]

Luke's a tricky name for me. But the rest of those are really cute. I like Claudia the best, I think. Claudia or Chloe. They're sweet names, you know? Lizzie would cause all kinds of trouble.

Shhh, don't tease. I want my cuddly buddy. >:c

[teenyoda]

I would be willing to trade it for Han. Claudia was my mom's name. And Lizzie's after your middle name and would take after you most.

Come here and I'll cuddle you.

[truesight]

Holy Hera we cannot name our kid after Han Solo. ..Or could we.
Claudia Elizabeth is actually really pretty. I'm just saying. Kind of a mouthful, but that's okay.
Claudia Elizabeth Stilinski.

That's not the saaaaame.

[teenyoda]

We so could.

I was thinking Claudia Rachel Stilinski. Then Elizabeth Leia Stilinski. Lil' Lizzie, the trouble maker.

I bet I could make you purr...

[truesight]

Okay but attaching my name to our babies names means that if we have a boy, we would definitely have to use yours. Are we finally gong to open that can of worms?

We can't have sexy talk at the same time as mushy baby name talk.

[teenyoda]

I wouldn't do that to our child. No way.

Yes we can. That's how we GET the babies. ;)