[It was worth a try. He held up a finger to her, telling her to wait, then he got up and went over to the bed. Oh hey, it was her bed. That he'd been sitting on. That she slept on.

Naked? Probably not. But for the sake of his imagination, that's what she did.]

Hey, look. It's a pillow. Doesn't the pillow look comfortable? Mmm, pillowy goodness. Look how soft and plush it is.

[He was talking to the dragon, poking at the pillow and trying to sell it for all he was worth.

Nope. Stupid thing wasn't budging.]

Oh my god, I'm totally calling you Derek. Stubborn pain in my ass.