I'm not being weird, I'm being affectionate. I'm always affectionate after we get each other off.

[ except no, not quite this much, he's right. she just doesn't realize it because it feels like the most natural thing in the world. he turns to look at her and she smushes a kiss to his cheek, laughing after ]

You were the one talking about tying me up for a week straight. [ pretending to be very scandalized by the idea yes ] And you're calling me weird.