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Asgard is a big city, I'm sure you'll find some unsuspecting guy to completely platonically rub your tummy. That guy is not me, it's weird enough petting you.
[Not... that he's stopping. He's fuzzy, pets are permissible.]
[Not... that he's stopping. He's fuzzy, pets are permissible.]
Okay, or girl, calm down. I'm not trying to imply anything here, just went with guy since you've been trying it on me. Note the platonic there.
[He watches him eat, considering for a second that maybe he should've made a smaller, fox-size pie.]
...so how is it?
[He watches him eat, considering for a second that maybe he should've made a smaller, fox-size pie.]
...so how is it?
[Stiles no that pie is like your size. Ryan just looks kind of impressed.]
Are you gonna be able to walk by the time you're done with it?
Are you gonna be able to walk by the time you're done with it?
I'm not carrying you, just to go ahead and get that out of the way. Maybe you'll be able to just roll out the door.
You just said you wouldn't be able to.
[Have an eyebrow-raise. Come on, man, you are teeny.]
[Have an eyebrow-raise. Come on, man, you are teeny.]
...okay, fair. That is going to be a hell of a food coma, though.
Maybe you should just date pie. Solve all your problems.
[Casually reaching over to pet him again. Fox fur is pretty nice, he'll admit that much.]
[Casually reaching over to pet him again. Fox fur is pretty nice, he'll admit that much.]
BAD MOVIE ABOUT THAT
WOULD STILL LIKE A GIRL
NOT NOW
[He had his reasons, but he wasn't going to try to explain himself via flame-speak to Ryan. Partly because he didn't think he cared and partly because hey, he's a guy. He doesn't do feelings.
Except maybe petting feelings, because his tail was swishing slightly side to side.]
WOULD STILL LIKE A GIRL
NOT NOW
[He had his reasons, but he wasn't going to try to explain himself via flame-speak to Ryan. Partly because he didn't think he cared and partly because hey, he's a guy. He doesn't do feelings.
Except maybe petting feelings, because his tail was swishing slightly side to side.]
...what, is there really? Do I even want to ask?
[He's not going to pry about the rest of that answer. Stiles' love life is his own business, and he isn't that nosy.
Besides, the tail-wagging is cute and distracting, and ensures the pettings will continue.]
[He's not going to pry about the rest of that answer. Stiles' love life is his own business, and he isn't that nosy.
Besides, the tail-wagging is cute and distracting, and ensures the pettings will continue.]
NO YOU DONT
[Needless to say, he'd been tempted more than once, but he wasn't going to defile a pie like that. His hand was good enough for what he needed and he wasn't dying from lack of anything else.
And maybe he was okay with the petting as he continued to wolf down the pie. A quarter gone. Oh god, so good.]
[Needless to say, he'd been tempted more than once, but he wasn't going to defile a pie like that. His hand was good enough for what he needed and he wasn't dying from lack of anything else.
And maybe he was okay with the petting as he continued to wolf down the pie. A quarter gone. Oh god, so good.]
[It's for the best that he's not elaborating, Ryan really would not want to know. La la la, scritch scritch scritch.]
Noted. So are you annoyed with the whole fox thing yet?
Noted. So are you annoyed with the whole fox thing yet?
Maybe if you didn't hop into their laps and demand tummy rubbing they wouldn't think you were cool with them handling you like an actual animal.
Just the ones you think are going to be easy, or should I feel special?
I just worry about him. [ A worrying amount. But he nodded at Stiles' words, as weird as that felt when his head was in his best friend's lap. ] I think once Allison gets back, I'm gonna take a break from the store and focus on learning how to ride my bike. [ That was a fun distraction to take his mind off... things. ]
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