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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[averagemedium]

You just said you wouldn't be able to.

[Have an eyebrow-raise. Come on, man, you are teeny.]

[teenyoda]

AFTER I DIGEST

[Hey, don't make fun of a guy's size.]

[averagemedium]

...okay, fair. That is going to be a hell of a food coma, though.

[teenyoda]

WORTH IT

GOOD PIE

GOD I LOVE PIE

[averagemedium]

Maybe you should just date pie. Solve all your problems.

[Casually reaching over to pet him again. Fox fur is pretty nice, he'll admit that much.]

[teenyoda]

BAD MOVIE ABOUT THAT

WOULD STILL LIKE A GIRL

NOT NOW

[He had his reasons, but he wasn't going to try to explain himself via flame-speak to Ryan. Partly because he didn't think he cared and partly because hey, he's a guy. He doesn't do feelings.

Except maybe petting feelings, because his tail was swishing slightly side to side.]

[averagemedium]

...what, is there really? Do I even want to ask?

[He's not going to pry about the rest of that answer. Stiles' love life is his own business, and he isn't that nosy.

Besides, the tail-wagging is cute and distracting, and ensures the pettings will continue.]

[teenyoda]

NO YOU DONT

[Needless to say, he'd been tempted more than once, but he wasn't going to defile a pie like that. His hand was good enough for what he needed and he wasn't dying from lack of anything else.

And maybe he was okay with the petting as he continued to wolf down the pie. A quarter gone. Oh god, so good.]

[averagemedium]

[It's for the best that he's not elaborating, Ryan really would not want to know. La la la, scritch scritch scritch.]

Noted. So are you annoyed with the whole fox thing yet?

[teenyoda]

WAS ANNOYED THE SECOND IT HAPPENED

PEOPLE KEEP PICKING ME UP

[averagemedium]

Maybe if you didn't hop into their laps and demand tummy rubbing they wouldn't think you were cool with them handling you like an actual animal.

[teenyoda]

I DONT DO THAT TO EVERYONE

DUH

[averagemedium]

Just the ones you think are going to be easy, or should I feel special?

[teenyoda]

[He pauses in his munching to look up at Ryan, licking at his muzzle.]

THE ONES I THINK DONT MIND IT

AND WONT HOLD IT AGAINST ME LATER

[averagemedium]

...I'll just take that as a 'yes, Ryan, you should absolutely feel special'.

[But that gets him more earscritches anyway, because jesus h. christ he is soft.]

Not holding it against you, but I am also still not rubbing your belly. Especially when you're stuffed.

[teenyoda]

YES RYAN YOU SHOULD FEEL SPESHUL

[That was accompanied by an eyeroll, but he was also slowing down on his munching because HOLY PIE, RYAN.

And maybe he was leaning into the scritches.]

BUT ITLL BE SO BIG AND ROLY POLY

[averagemedium]

[Holy pie is goddamn right, he is a self-proclaimed minor kitchen deity.

The scritches pause at that last comment though, as he makes a face.]

Okay, now you're making it a little weird. You're no fuzzy Buddha.

[teenyoda]

BITCH I MIGHT BE

[averagemedium]

[This is not a reference he gets-- he was an internet dweller but he can't get every meme, so he just. Sort of. Stares like he isn't sure whether or not to be offended.]

...nnnno you're not.

[teenyoda]

STEP INTO THE NOW RYAN

THATS A MEME

FUNNY HA HA

[averagemedium]

Excuse you, I live on the internet. ...Lived. You know there are like-- millions of memes, right?

[teenyoda]

THAT ONES PRETTY POPULAR

LIKE HARLEM SHAKE POPULAR

[averagemedium]

Maybe I was just in the wrong circles for it-- and I am going to stop making you pies if you reference that one again, for the record.

[GUESS WHO HATED IT. Ryan is fonder of other weird dance crazes.]

I miss the internet and all, but there are parts of it I'm totally content with not seeing.

[teenyoda]

WHICH ONE? HARLEM SHAKE OR BITCH I MIGHT BE?

[Stiles munched another mouthful before falling over on his side with a huff. He was so full. But the pie was so goooood.]

I MISS PORN

[averagemedium]

Let's go with both, one I hate and one I don't get.

[And he is just starting to reach over to pet him at the porn comment. Noping back out.]

We are totally not talking about that. Definitely not when you're a small fuzzy animal.