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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[teenyoda]

Boners at work are bad for business, Rachel. People will notice.

[truesight]

Well it's not like I can leave
wherever I am.
Covered in aphro paint!
So indecent.

[teenyoda]

... is it seriously aphro paint?

[truesight]

Well it *would* explain why I'm so turned on right now.

[teenyoda]

You're always turned on. Especially when you're messy. I hate that I have two hours left on my shift.

[truesight]

So I have two hours to make even more of a mess with this paint that may or may not be doing unspeakable things to my hormones.
Hmmmmm.

[teenyoda]

Woman... WOMAN.

[truesight]

Yes, sweetheart?

[teenyoda]

Haaaaaaaaaaaate. No more talking to me until my shift's over.

[truesight]

Or what?

[teenyoda]

Or someone's going to get a spanking.

[truesight]

Is that a promise?

[teenyoda]

WOMAN.

[truesight]

MAN? I don't get this game. Are you asking me to prove it?

[ and now there's a picture of the handprint she just left over the cup of her bra, gold smeared over her cleavage. or at least, where her cleavage would be if her boobs were that big. which they're not. but that's not the point! ]

[teenyoda]

I really, really hate you. I'm turning this off and I will see you after work. Whose place?

[truesight]

Nonono don't don't, I'll stop, I promise. We can talk about other stuff.

[teenyoda]

Can't do it, because I'm just going to picture you in your bra covered in gold pineapple aphro paint and how much I want to lick it off. I'm already sporting a boner, Rach. I don't need to add a wet spot to it.

[truesight]

Like you'll be able to stop thinking about me just because we're not texting.

[teenyoda]

Probably not, but I won't have you being all... YOU and teasing me more.

[truesight]

But I'll miss you. :c

[teenyoda]

You mean you'll miss teasing me and driving me crazy?

[truesight]

Maybe. :c
Yes. c:

[teenyoda]

Do you really want me walking around here at work with a huge erection that just anyone can stare at?

[truesight]

You could always take care of it in the bathroom..?
Is it really that
I mean really
from just texting about this stuff?
Gods, you're so cute.

[teenyoda]

You sent me pictures of your boobs covered in gold paint and with it smeared all over your mouth. Yes, I'm really that hard.

You want me to go into the bathroom and jerk off?