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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[teenyoda]

Haaaaaaaaaaaate. No more talking to me until my shift's over.

[truesight]

Or what?

[teenyoda]

Or someone's going to get a spanking.

[truesight]

Is that a promise?

[teenyoda]

WOMAN.

[truesight]

MAN? I don't get this game. Are you asking me to prove it?

[ and now there's a picture of the handprint she just left over the cup of her bra, gold smeared over her cleavage. or at least, where her cleavage would be if her boobs were that big. which they're not. but that's not the point! ]

[teenyoda]

I really, really hate you. I'm turning this off and I will see you after work. Whose place?

[truesight]

Nonono don't don't, I'll stop, I promise. We can talk about other stuff.

[teenyoda]

Can't do it, because I'm just going to picture you in your bra covered in gold pineapple aphro paint and how much I want to lick it off. I'm already sporting a boner, Rach. I don't need to add a wet spot to it.

[truesight]

Like you'll be able to stop thinking about me just because we're not texting.

[teenyoda]

Probably not, but I won't have you being all... YOU and teasing me more.

[truesight]

But I'll miss you. :c

[teenyoda]

You mean you'll miss teasing me and driving me crazy?

[truesight]

Maybe. :c
Yes. c:

[teenyoda]

Do you really want me walking around here at work with a huge erection that just anyone can stare at?

[truesight]

You could always take care of it in the bathroom..?
Is it really that
I mean really
from just texting about this stuff?
Gods, you're so cute.

[teenyoda]

You sent me pictures of your boobs covered in gold paint and with it smeared all over your mouth. Yes, I'm really that hard.

You want me to go into the bathroom and jerk off?

[truesight]

I don't know, maybe. It's better than thinking about someone spotting how turned on you are and trying to get on that or something!
I wasn't kidding when I told you there are more than a handful of girls that openly check you out there.
Sometimes I even encourage it.
Oh gods, what have I done!!!

[teenyoda]

No one but you checks me out, Rachel. No one but you wants to 'get on that'.

[truesight]

Now is not the time to be modest, Freckles!
You better like
tuck it up or whatever it is you do when you get hard in public
especially if that one girl who always gets two mint chocolate chip milkshakes is there
promise?

[teenyoda]

What, the blonde? She's here with a friend. And no, she's not checking me out. I don't USUALLY get hard in public, Rachel. Because USUALLY we're somewhere private when you start giving me boob pics.

[truesight]

Stiles!!
I want you to think of gross stuff.
Totally unarousing things.
I just took a shower, no more paint.
I need to cut my toenails and
fart
is this working

[teenyoda]

No... because now I'm thinking of you in the shower with soapy boobs.

[truesight]

yeah but I also farted
maybe i still am
just constantly can't stop
gross, right?
not at all attractive

[teenyoda]

Maybe that paint you ate made your farts smell like pineapple.