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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[teenyoda]

Yeah. Guess I wasn't out too long. Good thing. Sorry about work.

[nukeoleptic]

yes because after watching you wake up screaming dishes are what i am worried about

[teenyoda]

Maybe there's a dish shortage and that's what I was screaming about.

[nukeoleptic]

there is not a dish shortage
so what were you screaming about?

[teenyoda]

Nothing. Just screaming I guess.

[nukeoleptic]

blugh
was home good at least? :(

[teenyoda]

Would you believe me if I said yes?

[nukeoleptic]

i would have believed you if you had just said "yes"
but the qualifying question has aroused my suspicion

[teenyoda]

I'm changing my previous answer to yes.

[nukeoleptic]

too late
you are already busted

[teenyoda]

Um... no? :D

[nukeoleptic]

you dont have to share, stiles :p
i am just saying that i will listen if you do want to!
and that you were not very convincing when you tried to say yes
which led me to believe that maybe you actually want to talk about home
but i dont really like talking about home either anymore so i understand??
maybe???

[teenyoda]

There's nothing about it I want to talk about. Ever. But I appreciate the offer.

[nukeoleptic]

pie there really sucks, huh? B(
you will just have to eat extra while you are here to make up for it
doctors orders

[ aka she is dropping it ]

[teenyoda]

You're trying to fatten me up for something. Do the giants want a Stiles-pie?

[This is why she's his favorite boss.]

text;

[mccallmemaybe]

Please tell me Peter's dead in the future.

[teenyoda]

Sorry, broski. No such luck. Why? You suddenly get a waft of Peter hate recently? Doesn't seem like you.

[mccallmemaybe]

He's here and tried to grab my throat within the first two minutes of us talking.

[teenyoda]

Should I go barbecue him? I would be more than happy, as your best friend, to go defend your honor and roast his ass. Repeatedly. Every time he goes to step out of the castle.

1/2

[mccallmemaybe]

Defend my honor, huh?

No barbequing. He didn't even touch me thanks to my charm.

[mccallmemaybe]

My power I mean.

[teenyoda]

Sure. Right. Your power. You sure your wolf-daddy didn't just take one look at those baby browns you batted at him and remember that he created the truest of true alphas and just fall on his knees in wonder?

[mccallmemaybe]

oh my god stiles you did NOT just call him that

I literally just threw up in my mouth a little

[teenyoda]

Sorry, bro, but Peter is the one that wolf-made you. Derek's your wolf... cousin/brother and Isaac's like your nephew.

You'll always have my dad, Scott.

[mccallmemaybe]

and now you're calling Isaac my nephew

the guy I've kissed and want to

never mind

you and your dad are my only family here.