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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[teenyoda]

Should I go barbecue him? I would be more than happy, as your best friend, to go defend your honor and roast his ass. Repeatedly. Every time he goes to step out of the castle.

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[mccallmemaybe]

Defend my honor, huh?

No barbequing. He didn't even touch me thanks to my charm.

[mccallmemaybe]

My power I mean.

[teenyoda]

Sure. Right. Your power. You sure your wolf-daddy didn't just take one look at those baby browns you batted at him and remember that he created the truest of true alphas and just fall on his knees in wonder?

[mccallmemaybe]

oh my god stiles you did NOT just call him that

I literally just threw up in my mouth a little

[teenyoda]

Sorry, bro, but Peter is the one that wolf-made you. Derek's your wolf... cousin/brother and Isaac's like your nephew.

You'll always have my dad, Scott.

[mccallmemaybe]

and now you're calling Isaac my nephew

the guy I've kissed and want to

never mind

you and your dad are my only family here.

[teenyoda]

I know, Scott. I'm just teasing. See? I can still do that. But let me know if you want me to take care of Peter. It really would be my pleasure.

[mccallmemaybe]

We'd be as bad as him if we did anything to him... but I appreciate the thought.

We should keep an eye on him though. A bored Peter spells trouble to me.

[teenyoda]

Hey, I've already flamed his ass once. I don't mind doing it again. Fair warning, bro, if he messes with you or Allison or Isaac or my dad or Rachel? Game on.

[mccallmemaybe]

At least Derek's back. Maybe he can keep him under control.

[teenyoda]

Why would he be able to? He couldn't when he was an alpha. Peter's a slippery little nugget of slug snot.

[mccallmemaybe]

That's gross but accurate.

[teenyoda]

Yeah, well, if the booger fits...