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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[truesight]

Jerky jerk.

[teenyoda]

Love of my life, you don't know this guy like I do. Ask Scott. Ask Lydia. Ask anyone else if you don't want to take my word for it. The less you have to do with him, the better.

Be mad at me. Just be mad and be safe.

[truesight]

You could have just told me that instead of being a jerky jerk. Is my point. You ridiculous boy. Who I love with all my heart. But you're still a ridiculous jerky jerk sometimes.

[teenyoda]

Terror does that to people. I'll sink into jerky jerk levels to keep from losing you. Sorry.

[truesight]

Even if he did decide to go all psycho, for whatever reason, I'd just come right back. So. Not that I'll be provoking him! I'll keep my distance. But yeah, no terror, okay? You'll never lose me.

[teenyoda]

Please don't ever even hint that he might do anything like that, Rach. Ever.

[truesight]

You're the one saying he's crazy! I'm just

I mean, yeah. Okok, no hinting.

[teenyoda]

Let me elaborate:

Don't be 'oh, I can just come back from the dead' because I don't ever want him to get his hands on you. Ever. Not even his eyes. He doesn't get to see you. He can just fuck off back to Beacon Hills and hopefully die for good.

[truesight]

[ aaaand now she thinks Peter must be a main part of What Stiles Won't Talk About when it comes to his time back home, so. hn. ]

I'll be careful, okay? Promise.

[teenyoda]

[Sorry, Rach, but no. Not this time. Well, not like that. He's not going to be sharing the whole 'banged his daughter' aspect with her any time soon because wow, sore subject much? But he has a slow burning hatred for the ex-alpha that won't ever go away.]

Good. Now, why are you getting a pet when you have me? And Hale?

[truesight]

I don't know, I've been wanting to hang out with something soft and furry lately. Neither of you are soft and furry. See my dilemma? Plus, Hale might me *our* pet, but he's your buddy. Kind of want my own buddy. Maybe.

[teenyoda]

I can try to grow a beard.

[No, he couldn't.]

I can wear a fur suit.

[truesight]

[ over four separate texts ]

Stiles, that's weird.

The suit, not the beard.

Stubble might be insanely hot on you.

Not the point, though.

[teenyoda]

[He shouldn't be laughing, but he was.]

So, stubble and furry man panties?

[truesight]

NO. Gods. You're probably kidding, but. no. No, no. Nonononono. No. No. No. And no.

Stubble yes, furry man panties no.

[teenyoda]

You know they have furry... socks? For... things? ;)

[truesight]

whyyyyYYYY

[teenyoda]

Because maybe I like the idea of you snuggling and petting that ;)

[truesight]

ew but

stiles no are you really into the idea of your whole

of that being furry?

i'd ask if this was a werewolf thing but you're not a werewolf so that kind of makes it worse??????????

[teenyoda]

Probably not? I mean, it'd have to be... up for it to be able to wear it and it'd get hot and if it was up I'd want to do something else with it than wear a sock.

But you can still pet it whenever you want.

[truesight]

You're the grossest boy.

So damn cute, but gross. And ridiculous.

You have a treasure trail, that's all the fur I need, thank you.

[teenyoda]

I don't get your thing for that, but you can pet that all you want. I'll pet you where you're furry. ;)

[truesight]

Okayokayokay. Can we please stop using the word "furry" to describe our ..parts, it's making this whole desire to have a pet feel really filthy.

I don't want my pet to be filthy, I want something adorable and cuddly.

Also now I'm feeling the need to shave my whole body, eesh.

[teenyoda]

I wouldn't mind seeing that. Just to see it. Or help with it.

It's your fault I'm horny now.

[truesight]

Wait, really?

Wait, no.

No.

Why are you so determined to ruin my dreams of having a pet of my own!