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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[teenyoda]

Probably not? I mean, it'd have to be... up for it to be able to wear it and it'd get hot and if it was up I'd want to do something else with it than wear a sock.

But you can still pet it whenever you want.

[truesight]

You're the grossest boy.

So damn cute, but gross. And ridiculous.

You have a treasure trail, that's all the fur I need, thank you.

[teenyoda]

I don't get your thing for that, but you can pet that all you want. I'll pet you where you're furry. ;)

[truesight]

Okayokayokay. Can we please stop using the word "furry" to describe our ..parts, it's making this whole desire to have a pet feel really filthy.

I don't want my pet to be filthy, I want something adorable and cuddly.

Also now I'm feeling the need to shave my whole body, eesh.

[teenyoda]

I wouldn't mind seeing that. Just to see it. Or help with it.

It's your fault I'm horny now.

[truesight]

Wait, really?

Wait, no.

No.

Why are you so determined to ruin my dreams of having a pet of my own!

[teenyoda]

Because I want all your attention?

You can come pet me right now if you want. You should do that.

Come pet me.

[truesight]

But I'm still about 19% mad at you.

[teenyoda]

Then I'll pet you until you're under 5% mad. Or you can use that and take it out on me.

I'd like that ;)

[truesight]

No petting!! You've officially grossed me out too much for that.

Except me petting my new pet, whenever I think of what I want.

[teenyoda]

Licking?

:D

You're kind of determined to get a pet, huh?

[truesight]

Eeehh...

I really want a little buddy :c

[teenyoda]

Is this some kind of maternal instinct or something?

[truesight]

Ummmmm?

[teenyoda]

Give me four years of just me and you and then we'll see.

[truesight]

What? No. What???

I want a buddy! Like you and Hale.

That's it, swear on Styx.

I don't secretly want a baby.

I don't never want a baby, just... not anytime soon???

[teenyoda]

Like I said, four years. We'll revisit the baby talk then and I'll convince you you'd look gorgeous pregnant. Maybe. >>

Now, what sort of buddy you want, you crazy lady?

[truesight]

gods

a kitten i'm pretty sure

you really thing we'll be ready to be good parents in four years? you were just talking about furry cock socks a second ago

[teenyoda]

You think there aren't parents out there that talk about furry cock socks?

I don't know what we'll be in four years, other than together, but we can always see how things are then. Maybe all the crazy will have simmered down enough for us to enjoy life.

[truesight]

eww

i enjoy life now, even with the crazy

[teenyoda]

You know what I mean, Red. Brat.

[truesight]

Yeah, I know.

Not that I'm agreeing with the four years plan, but, we'd make some pretty cute kids.

[teenyoda]

We would have gorgeous red haired babies. Not that I'm thinking that far ahead. Or how many. Or what genders. Or names. Nope.

Hey, so what kind of cat you thinking of?

[truesight]

Red hair and big brown eyes and millions of freckles. You have names picked out?

Probably some kind of rollypolly mixed-up color calico tabby. Dark brown and black and caramel on her face with bright blue eyes, and those colors with some white mixed in for the rest of her body. Maybe.

[teenyoda]

Maybe. Lizzie. Claudia. Scarlett. Luke. >>

No, gee, you haven't been thinking about this a while at all. Nope.