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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[nukeoleptic]

yes
absolutely
also am i a horrible boss or something??

[teenyoda]

Why?

[nukeoleptic]

you and ryan both came back from losing your bracelets and the first things both of you asked were about your jobs......
do i really seem like the kind of person to fire someone for that??? .___.

[teenyoda]

Wasn't sure how long I'd been gone. You might have hired people to fill spots. It's a legit concern.

[nukeoleptic]

i could probably just hire natives for way cheaper than other travelers if i was worried about just filling spots

[teenyoda]

So why don't you?

[nukeoleptic]

it is more fun to work with friends

[teenyoda]

Aww. Are you getting sweet on me, Jade?

[nukeoleptic]

:( i am just telling the truth

[teenyoda]

That you love me? I'm touched. ;)

[nukeoleptic]

and nowwww you are putting words into my mouth!!!

[teenyoda]

Would I do that? So you're saying you DON'T love me and that you wish I'd stayed gone? Ouch, Jade. Cut me more.

[nukeoleptic]

/rolling eyes but <3333333!
go hang out with scott!!
he definitely loves you a lot

[teenyoda]

But not as much as you, right? <3 :*

[nukeoleptic]

yes you have caught me!!
i moon over you daily

[teenyoda]

And I don't get to see this mooning? I'm offended.

[nukeoleptic]

it is all internal :p
i am afraid that draco would get jealous and boop you on the head if he knew the depths of my mooning


i hear scott is pretty good at mooning too, though

[teenyoda]

We could have an affair and moon each other.

Scott sucks at mooning. He falls over.

[nukeoleptic]

i am pretty sure our bare butts would kill business even faster than the ice attack a few weeks ago :p
and yesssssssss
is that actually something he has done????
please tell me he has fallen over while mooning someone

[teenyoda]

He totally fell down when we mooned Derek. Totally. And he almost peed himself.

[nukeoleptic]

[ ... stiles that does not sound like something a healthy person does. ]

are you sure he wasnt sick????
i used to fall down because i was narcoleptic!
he is not ill is he? :(

[teenyoda]

OMG don't spazz. We were drunk.

[nukeoleptic]

oh
you were drunk at your wake too :p
i stopped by for a minute!! you were talking to people though

[teenyoda]

That's the point of a wake. To get wasted. Rule number one: Drink lots.

[nukeoleptic]

ughhh noooo thank you
drinking = headaches :(!!!!!!!
that is all that happens
it is not worth it