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Stiles Stilinski ([personal profile] teenyoda) wrote2013-05-01 03:08 pm
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Asgard IC Inbox

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."
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[personal profile] averagemedium 2013-10-11 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
If you're just into it for the sex part then maybe you'll be fine?

[Chin up, little buddy, have a scritch.]

Regular porn started off kind of boring for me, don't read too much into that.
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[personal profile] averagemedium 2013-10-11 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
...oh, god. Okay. It is nothing like how things really go, you know that, right?
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[personal profile] averagemedium 2013-10-11 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
Not just the ridiculous set-ups. There's a lot of it that's... exaggerated, if not inaccurate.
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[personal profile] averagemedium 2013-10-11 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
And most people who scream like that are probably faking it. --basically just forget nearly anything you learn from it, it's fantasy for a reason. Doesn't really reflect reality.
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[personal profile] averagemedium 2013-10-11 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
Which you are probably never going to see in person.
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[personal profile] averagemedium 2013-10-11 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
Come on, you're what... six, seventeen? [Total guess here, he doesn't really remember.] You're not even legal. There will be time for boobs, I promise you don't just keel over at twenty.
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[personal profile] averagemedium 2013-10-11 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
[He's silent for a moment there, but eventually exhales a heavy breath before answering.]

--well, if death works anything like it does in my world you still just find the right person. First boyfriend of mine was sort of a ghost.
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[personal profile] averagemedium 2013-10-11 09:57 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, okay, then you just-- try harder not to die, I guess? Obviously you've been managing so far, I think you might be pretty okay there.