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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[truesight]

Well no, I know. I'm just saying. 'Maybe' is kind of flattering when we haven't even hung out in person yet.

[teenyoda]

Consider our previous conversation our first date. I think we passed with flying colors. This is now the wooing stage. I stalk you, you stalk me, there's pie involved. It's great.

[truesight]

What! That's totally cheating. I don't think that's how dating works.

[teenyoda]

Did you laugh? Have fun? Yes. Did you have to pay for anything? No. Did you think of me later? You totally did and you know it. Totally a date. I get a kiss after this one. That's the rules.

[truesight]

After what one? Are you asking me out right now? I'm confused. And I'm not answering any of those questions. Pleading the 5th.

[teenyoda]

Don't have to answer. It's all totally implied. Consider this our second date. We're talking about giving each other parts of ourselves. It's only hair, but still. DNA, baby. That's how you show you heart someone.

[Maybe she was starting to get the clue of why he'd never dated.]

[truesight]

Wait, I can't tell if you're kidding or not anymore!

[teenyoda]

Kidding about everything except the part where you kiss me. That's totally legit. Has to happen. For science. We have to see if we're chemically and pheromonally compatible.

1/3

[truesight]

You're cute.

[truesight]

But I don't know if "for science" is a legitimate loophole in my oath. It's really, really easy to say "Apollo can suck it" but I'd feel really bad if something happened to you because I decided to forget my promise.

[truesight]

Which is such a buzzkill!! I'm sorry. I'm not trying to get all serious on you or make you think I'm just messing with you but it's just a thing I have to keep in mind.

[teenyoda]

He oathed you to not be allowed to kiss?

He can totally suck it.

[truesight]

I don't know for sure how far the whole "maiden" thing extends. It's not like I asked. But like let's say kissing you ends up being awesome that kind of leads to other stuff and that's where I'd get in trouble.

Is this weird to talk about? It is, it's weird. I probably shouldn't have said anything. It's not like I hate that I took the oath, even if it sucks sometimes. It's not even really a problem back home.

[teenyoda]

Of course it would be awesome. Why wouldn't it be awesome?

No, it's not weird. Not for me, anyway. With what I've dealt with lately, this is like, weird-lite. Half the weird, all the ha ha.

[truesight]

Shhh, that's mean, you're being mean.

No ha ha! Not so ha ha, at least.

[teenyoda]

Mean? Me? Neeeeever.

Totally ha ha. Definitely has the flavor of ha ha to me. Maybe I'll have to actually get a TASTE of it to see, though. Maybe. Just a taste.

[truesight]

Tiny bit mean.

Well, check you out! Your text message confidence is admirable. But how about we hang out in person before we make any taste test promises, maybe?

[teenyoda]

I could make it up to you. ;)

Sure. And then no taste tests will ever be had since I'm really only this awesome in non-person.

[truesight]

You better!

Says who?

[teenyoda]

Consider my game stepped up.

Anyone who's ever met me.

[truesight]

I don't accept that. I bet you're awesome all the time.

[teenyoda]

I love you. Will you marry me?

[truesight]

What happened to hanging out first! This is all so sudden.

[teenyoda]

If you think I'm awesome, I'm not giving you the chance to change your mind. I'm puttin' a ring on it.

[truesight]

What if I end up being an awful, boring hag? What if I smell funny? What if I'm secretly a really coldhearted person that would only try to tear you down to my level? What then! You shouldn't settle unless you know for sure that I'm not actually any of those things.