The way things were left before I got back here kind of seems like if you're all on the same page, that little menage et trois might actually be feasible.
Have I told you how much I hate you lately? Because I totally hate you.
You will not. You couldn't fit that much in your puppy butt face. Someone would come along and feel sorry for you and make you happy. That someone is likely to be me.
Menage et trois means a threesome right?? I remember looking it up when it was mentioned in that Katy Perry song.
Derek might kill me before anything happens. He looked like Mr. Argent would have looked if he walked in on me and Allison. It was seriously uncomfortable.
I can always count on you to make me happy. Except for when you make me worry I have a furry wolfbutt.
Yes. It means a threesome. Which is two more than I'm getting. Still hate you.
Derek needs to go find a tree or a leg to hump and release a little steam. We all know he can feel now, so he should just go feel or something and stop being such a grumpy pain in the ass.
You'll be a happy furry wolfbutt possibly wolfjunk having person, though. With a smile. All good.
Oh my god why are we friends? That it WON'T happen. This whole thing is like watching a car accident in slowmo. I know it's coming but I just can't look away from the impending disaster.
You're comparing me, Allison and Isaac getting together to a car accident? That's horrible. Why would you compare us to that? People die in car accidents.
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Okay, pretend I didn't say that.
The way things were left before I got back here kind of seems like if you're all on the same page, that little menage et trois might actually be feasible.
Have I told you how much I hate you lately? Because I totally hate you.
You will not. You couldn't fit that much in your puppy butt face. Someone would come along and feel sorry for you and make you happy. That someone is likely to be me.
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Menage et trois means a threesome right?? I remember looking it up when it was mentioned in that Katy Perry song.
Derek might kill me before anything happens. He looked like Mr. Argent would have looked if he walked in on me and Allison. It was seriously uncomfortable.
I can always count on you to make me happy. Except for when you make me worry I have a furry wolfbutt.
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Yes. It means a threesome. Which is two more than I'm getting. Still hate you.
Derek needs to go find a tree or a leg to hump and release a little steam. We all know he can feel now, so he should just go feel or something and stop being such a grumpy pain in the ass.
You'll be a happy furry wolfbutt possibly wolfjunk having person, though. With a smile. All good.
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I think he's just worried I'm trying to seduce Isaac into my pack. I wouldn't know how to seduce my way out of a paper bag.
Stop saying I have wolf parts.
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Now I'm picturing you and Derek trying to woo Isaac with promises of sex. That's a bad image to have in my head, Scott. Get it out.
I will when you can prove you don't.
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What's wrong with you? Stop picturing that!
If we'd had this conversation before I got sucked into the other Asgard I could have checked. I could turn into a werewolf there.
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Stop putting it in there.
I'm oddly upset that I wasn't there now, if only to have brought this to your attention then. :|
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You're the one putting it in there, get it out yourself!
:| I am 1000% done with talking about this.
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You.
:D I win.
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