I have so. There's a video and everything. Watch...
[He waits until both of them are in the room, watching as they both look at him expectantly.]
Kamikazee!!
[Cora yowls and Hale squawks and dives for the cub, who meets the dragon head-on. There's tussling and noises and grumbles and growls and oops, one little flame spurt, but then Cora is pinning Hale to the ground (seriously, Hale totally lets her win every time. He's starting to think he has a crush on her or something), little muzzle raised to howl in victory.
Then the victory slumping on top of her defeated foe.]
derek watches the display with..... every ounce of an unimpressed expression, which is then turned to stiles because you can't be serious, right? ]
A circus act wasn't exactly what I meant.
[ he's looking at the wolf and dragon again then, at how happy they are though. he's actually starting to wonder if taking cora is a good idea at all. ]
You did manage to keep her fed though. I guess you'll get points for that.
Sorry, grumpy puss. Training her to go for the throat was next on my to-do list. I was trying to get her to pee on people I don't like, but... well, that torch has been passed on to you, papa-san.
[He snorts at that, then gets up from the desk to go towards the door.]
Speaking of food, have you eaten since your Sleeping Beauty act? I'm hungry and if you're here you might as well eat.
[ don't tempt him to roll his eyes at the pee comment..... but anyway. ] Going for the throat is not something you need to train a wolf. [ it'll come quite naturally, thank you very much. ]
No, I haven't. [ so maybe he'll take you up on that..... and as he follows; ]
Of course not. If I was a wolf, maybe I'd know that. Maybe I'd also know how to do that thing where you can lift your leg and lick your-- Hale!
[The dragon in question had decided no, dad, not being left behind again, so had flown up and landed on Stiles' shoulder, claws pricking through his shirt and a wing smacking him in the face. WTG, Hale.]
Dumb dragon.
[Said with so much affection as he reaches up to scratch behind his ears, Cora hustling out after the leaving trio because screw you guys.
He heads down to the kitchen and opens the fridge, looking in with that all-consuming gaze teenagers have.]
We have roast beef or lasagna, both have to be reheated. And yes, they are. Scott lost his bracelet for a bit and had himself a little nappy time too, but he's back and we're all good. Lydia's back and doesn't remember being here either time.
[ jesus fucking christ, stiles. be happy you get cut off.
but derek just watches the exchange quietly, thinking back to when stiles had accused him of being fond of the wolf. looks like he's not the only one fond of his pet though. ]
And what about Isaac, Erica.
[ you know, the two he mostly cares about. it's good to hear that scott it alright, and derek doesn't have much of an opinion on lydia. ]
Last I heard, Isaac was going with you on your trip. Anything I need to know about that?
They're both okay. Isaac came over to check on Scott while he was napping. They're both alive and seem to be doing... whatever it is they do when shit's not hitting the fan.
[God, Derek. Care a little outside your circle, okay? (Stiles better be in both those circles. Shut up with your logic)]
What? Oh, no. No, we both managed to get out of that without dying, so, you know, thumbs up. You should definitely look into getting us a pie for that. Or a cookie. Or, you know, trying not to look at me like you want to kill me via scowl. That'd be nice.
Color me surprised. [ but he is glad there had been no deaths involved. too many of those back home. ]
If I wanted to kill you it wouldn't be with a scowl. [ said with something of a sigh which might not be so completely fed up as before he'd been asleep. ]
Don't you still work at the bakery? Don't need me to bring you a pie. Or a cookie.
You sure about that? Because, you know, you pretty much live with a scowl on your face. It's like, your resting face.
[He grinned then, nodding.]
Restaurant. One that has really great pies, yeah. Maybe I should bring you by one, only I don't know if you'd actually eat it. Maybe you'd just glare at me again and tell me to fuck off without actually saying fuck off.
Your lips say nothing, but your eyes, and eyebrows, say a hell of a lot more. So does your hand when it grabs oh so gently at my neck to slam me into things.
Dude, seriously? I hadn't even said anything and then BAM. Face, meet steering wheel. All because I used your disgustingly rock hard abs to get Danny to do us a favor.
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[He waits until both of them are in the room, watching as they both look at him expectantly.]
Kamikazee!!
[Cora yowls and Hale squawks and dives for the cub, who meets the dragon head-on. There's tussling and noises and grumbles and growls and oops, one little flame spurt, but then Cora is pinning Hale to the ground (seriously, Hale totally lets her win every time. He's starting to think he has a crush on her or something), little muzzle raised to howl in victory.
Then the victory slumping on top of her defeated foe.]
See? Totally trained.
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derek watches the display with..... every ounce of an unimpressed expression, which is then turned to stiles because you can't be serious, right? ]
A circus act wasn't exactly what I meant.
[ he's looking at the wolf and dragon again then, at how happy they are though. he's actually starting to wonder if taking cora is a good idea at all. ]
You did manage to keep her fed though. I guess you'll get points for that.
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[He snorts at that, then gets up from the desk to go towards the door.]
Speaking of food, have you eaten since your Sleeping Beauty act? I'm hungry and if you're here you might as well eat.
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No, I haven't. [ so maybe he'll take you up on that..... and as he follows; ]
Is everyone still here?
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[The dragon in question had decided no, dad, not being left behind again, so had flown up and landed on Stiles' shoulder, claws pricking through his shirt and a wing smacking him in the face. WTG, Hale.]
Dumb dragon.
[Said with so much affection as he reaches up to scratch behind his ears, Cora hustling out after the leaving trio because screw you guys.
He heads down to the kitchen and opens the fridge, looking in with that all-consuming gaze teenagers have.]
We have roast beef or lasagna, both have to be reheated. And yes, they are. Scott lost his bracelet for a bit and had himself a little nappy time too, but he's back and we're all good. Lydia's back and doesn't remember being here either time.
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but derek just watches the exchange quietly, thinking back to when stiles had accused him of being fond of the wolf. looks like he's not the only one fond of his pet though. ]
And what about Isaac, Erica.
[ you know, the two he mostly cares about. it's good to hear that scott it alright, and derek doesn't have much of an opinion on lydia. ]
Last I heard, Isaac was going with you on your trip. Anything I need to know about that?
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[God, Derek. Care a little outside your circle, okay? (Stiles better be in both those circles. Shut up with your logic)]
What? Oh, no. No, we both managed to get out of that without dying, so, you know, thumbs up. You should definitely look into getting us a pie for that. Or a cookie. Or, you know, trying not to look at me like you want to kill me via scowl. That'd be nice.
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Color me surprised. [ but he is glad there had been no deaths involved. too many of those back home. ]
If I wanted to kill you it wouldn't be with a scowl. [ said with something of a sigh which might not be so completely fed up as before he'd been asleep. ]
Don't you still work at the bakery? Don't need me to bring you a pie. Or a cookie.
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[He grinned then, nodding.]
Restaurant. One that has really great pies, yeah. Maybe I should bring you by one, only I don't know if you'd actually eat it. Maybe you'd just glare at me again and tell me to fuck off without actually saying fuck off.
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and right restaurant, bakery, whatever. ]
You supply a lot of what I say in your head, you realize. [ not the best habit!! considering he never says any of those things, stiles, gosh. ]
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Your lips say nothing, but your eyes, and eyebrows, say a hell of a lot more. So does your hand when it grabs oh so gently at my neck to slam me into things.
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[ you can't deny that, seriously. ]
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Jerk.
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[Meaning it was a lot. A LOT, DEREK.]
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Right. Sometimes it's the only way to get anyone to do anything.
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Uh huh. Or maybe it's not if someone could just learn this thing called 'patience'. Or is it only a human thing?
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[ have you met werewolves? other than scooby-doo-- uh, scott? but still he's smirking slightly. ]
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Are you sure you're fully awake from your little beauty rest? You're... smiling. Sort of.
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Considering I'm still here despite found the pup, I'm not entirely sure.
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You're here because you're hungry.
[Which is why food was now being shoved at him on a plate. Eat up, Derek.]