Asgard IC Inbox

[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[better]

sorry.

[teenyoda]

OMG STOP APOLOGIZING.

[better]

FINE.

I'm happy for you.

with Rachel.

[teenyoda]

THANK YOU

You should get me a cake.

That congratulates me on all the sex.

[better]

why? you didn't get me a cake.

[teenyoda]

Because you didn't tell me you'd been doing the naked tango. I can only work with what I've been given. Jeez.

[better]

tango? you do realize that's just being close and walking back and forth, right? if that's what you're doing I can tell you that you are missing out on a lot.

[teenyoda]

It's an expression, grumpy pants. God. You been taking lessons on how to ruin the mood from Derek? If you stop plucking and start trying to win arguments with your eyebrows, we are officially over.

[better]

trust me not turning into tall, leather-wearing and cranky.

so if it was before scott went gray why didn't you tell me?

[teenyoda]

Didn't know I had to take out an ad in the Asgard Gazette. Not like we were hiding it. There was stuff going on around the Christmas/Yule dinner.

[Which she would have known if she'd gone.]

[better]

I had surprise anniversary plans with Sam. It's why I didn't go.

[Notice that she doesn't apologize.]

[teenyoda]

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you did.

[better]

wow, ass. i did. we had known each other for one hundred days. i can be sentimental.

[teenyoda]

Can you? :D :D :D :D

[better]

Of course. I'm very generous too.

[teenyoda]

Again, let me drag out the very long suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

[better]

what was that earlier about you not giving me shit?

[teenyoda]

NOW I'm giving you shit. Mostly because you deserve it :D

[better]

why do I deserve it? is it because I've been having sex longer than you? that might be a good reason.

[teenyoda]

Need I mention how often my car is used against me as a weapon. :|

[better]

that was one time and I already apologized for that and you got all cranky about it.

[teenyoda]

Yeah, well, you guys seem to like hurting my jeep. What'd it ever do to you? Jackson's the only one I hit with it.

[better]

[She's not really sure where the whole 'you guys' comes from. She doesn't fit into that equation in the future and she's not going to bring it up right now, either. She doesn't even know what other times he's talking about. She's always going to be behind them, behind the stories and blame, apparently.]

how did we even end up talking about your Jeep?

[teenyoda]

Because it's one thing you and Derek and Peter have all seemed to like hitting me with.

[better]

I'm not them, though. I've never even met Peter. and I thought we were past the whole i hit you thing. you helped me with the kanima venom.