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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[teenyoda]

I love my ring and the person that gave it to me.

[truesight]

Good.

You know what else I love?

[teenyoda]

Does it begin with b and end with lowjobs?

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Wow.

[teenyoda]

>> I take that as a yes?

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I don't think I love blowjobs, no.

I love the way you curse and groan when I'm giving you a blowjob, but that's different.

[teenyoda]

That's okay. *I* love blowjobs enough for the both of us.

[truesight]

Do you? I never, ever would have known that.

[teenyoda]

I'm a man of many layers and facets.

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So I should probably change the title of my memoir about you from "Perfecting Sarcasm and Loving Blowjobs, the Stiles Stilinski Story" toooo... something else? Something with more layers, maybe?

[teenyoda]

Perfecting Sarcasm and Loving Blowjobs while shining on like a crazy, multifaceted diamond onion, the Stiles Stilinski story.

[truesight]

I'm just going to call you my diamond onion from now on, yep.

[teenyoda]

As long as this is a private name, cinnabuns.

[truesight]

What's cinnabuns mean! Lots of layers with a sticky-sweet gooey inside? Can't help but want a taste every time you see one?

[teenyoda]

Something like that. Something sweet and sticky and tasty that I just want to put in my mouth and lick up all that wet icing.

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holy hera, you make everything SO dirty.

[teenyoda]

What can I say? You bring it out in me.

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Oh no, I am absolutely not taking the blame for your dirty mind.

[teenyoda]

You should. I only think dirty thoughts about you.

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Well now see I'm confused - do you only thinking dirty thoughts about me, or do you think dirty thoughts about only me? Grammar can change the meaning of everything, Stilinski.

[teenyoda]

All of my dirty thoughts are reserved for you and you alone, Future Mrs. Stilinski.

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You are such a mushball! And your'e wrong if you think calling me that is the key to get me to go soft on you. Talking about your dirty thoughts on who-even-knows, then calling me the Mrs? It's a smooth tactic, but not smooth enough, I'm afraid.

[teenyoda]

Liar. You know you're already Rachel pudding, just waiting for me to dip my spoon in.

[truesight]

You're still dirty talking, aren't you?

[teenyoda]

Would I do that?