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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[teenyoda]

Until I get you back home. Then the pants are off.

Okay. Well, beep me which one it is and I'll meet you and her there.

[truesight]

Well, yeah. But quit thinking about it, your brain can't be in that place while we're drinking tonight or it's all you'll be talking about.

[teenyoda]

Too late. Already there. The beast is out of it's cage. The package has been opened.

I'm thinking with my dick, Rach. Maybe I should take a little TIME before I come meet you guys.

[truesight]

Yeah, go do that. I'll make it up to you later, I promise. We need to be cool and like BE there for her right now, you know, not- trying not to have eye sex while also being there for her. That's not cool. We can't be that couple right now.

[teenyoda]

There's too many rules to being a couple. Fine. I'll take care of the monster and you just go get Alex. Be there in a bit. Promise I'll wash my hands.

[truesight]

THE MONSTER.

[teenyoda]

Oh yeah. The Pants Ness Monster. Ssssssss.

[truesight]

Sometimes I wonder about you, bubs. Wonder and worry. I mean, I love you, but. Wow.

[teenyoda]

What? It's a male thing. Remember the look on your face when you were a guy and you came out and said your dick wasn't as big as mine? You were devastated.

[truesight]

It's not a size thing it's the fact that you're a tiny bit insane. The Monster is a scary nickname for your trouser treasure. We'll have to work on that.

But yeah you're right that was super disappointing. Well, it was a catch 22. Girl me was way excited about it, boy me was wondering who I ticked off in a past life that made things turn out that way. Very weird.

[teenyoda]

It's supposed to be a scary nickname. It's a scary thing. My dick is terrifying. And only you and your perfect vagina can tame the beast.

Because I love you.

[truesight]

It's not scary!! Gods. A little intimidating maybe, but only for ME because of the obvious. Not in general. People would not run in fear of what's in your pants.

[teenyoda]

They would if they knew what was hiding in there. Maybe I could paint it up like a dragon and make it shoot fire. But I'd have to be up for it to be intimidating. A sleepy fire dribbling beast isn't that scary.

[truesight]

NO!

AND THIS CONVERSATION IS COMPLETELY OVER I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THIS

SEE YOU SOON

[teenyoda]

LOVE YOU

[truesight]

and I love you.

but i don't love the idea of your dick on fire or breathing fire or painted to look like anything at all just getting that out there right now okay bye

[teenyoda]

You might. >>

BYE

[truesight]

definitely not.

[teenyoda]

We'll see.

>>

[truesight]

Will we though? I might not even risk it.

[teenyoda]

Maybe you could paint it yourself.

[truesight]

I'll paint pretty much any other part of you but that.

It gives me the jeebies. Don't you remember? The only reason why it worked with the gold paint was cause I was high as a kite.

But anyway. I'm leaving now. Don't paint anything. No paint surprises for when I get home. None. Please.

[teenyoda]

Painting my dick gives you the jeebies? No, I don't remember you having the jeebies from painting my dick. I remember a lot of licking and sucking and sex. All good things.

[truesight]

Putting paint on our sexy bits gives me the jeebies! But it was different with that paint. Nevermind, it doesn't matter. No dragon dicks, please. That will pretty much cancel out any and all chances of me wanting to make nice with it. For at least a week!

Or a few days, maybe.

An extended period of time!

[teenyoda]

It shouldn't. I'd lick that paint off your sexy bits again. It tasted good.