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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[teenyoda]

Yeah. Sorry you lost some friends. :(

I'd say I more than make up for it, but, you know, really. Maybe when you go in to work I'll buy you some pie or coffee?

1/2

[truesight]

Don't we get free pie?

[ #trollololol ]

[truesight]

J/K, just being a jerk. That's sweet, but you don't have to. Even though you were just kidding, I'm pretty sure just hanging out with friends here actually will help.

[teenyoda]

Whoa, hold on now. Let's not move so fast. We're just stalking each other. Friendship requires a little more effort. Next thing you know, we'll have five kids and live in Miami while we complain about the sun being too bright.

[truesight]

Five! If we ever end up in Miami with five kids, the sun actually would be too bright because Apollo would be trying to light you on fire. But no, you're right, I got ahead of myself. After all this time spent following you around it's hard to forget you don't actually know I'm there for it. Cue a very woeful sigh.

[teenyoda]

Apollo can bite me. Five kids and a dog. But I can't hear your sigh over my sigh since I'm equally woeful that Red jr and Frecklina might never come to be. So sad, Red.

[truesight]

You said 'might'.

[ time to bust his chops! ]

[teenyoda]

I did. You're very quick. You can read. Catch all the words.

Might. As in 'there has to be some stuff that happens between me peeking in your window and me changing a diaper' might that might not happen. Maybe.

[truesight]

Well no, I know. I'm just saying. 'Maybe' is kind of flattering when we haven't even hung out in person yet.

[teenyoda]

Consider our previous conversation our first date. I think we passed with flying colors. This is now the wooing stage. I stalk you, you stalk me, there's pie involved. It's great.

[truesight]

What! That's totally cheating. I don't think that's how dating works.

[teenyoda]

Did you laugh? Have fun? Yes. Did you have to pay for anything? No. Did you think of me later? You totally did and you know it. Totally a date. I get a kiss after this one. That's the rules.

[truesight]

After what one? Are you asking me out right now? I'm confused. And I'm not answering any of those questions. Pleading the 5th.

[teenyoda]

Don't have to answer. It's all totally implied. Consider this our second date. We're talking about giving each other parts of ourselves. It's only hair, but still. DNA, baby. That's how you show you heart someone.

[Maybe she was starting to get the clue of why he'd never dated.]

[truesight]

Wait, I can't tell if you're kidding or not anymore!

[teenyoda]

Kidding about everything except the part where you kiss me. That's totally legit. Has to happen. For science. We have to see if we're chemically and pheromonally compatible.

1/3

[truesight]

You're cute.

[truesight]

But I don't know if "for science" is a legitimate loophole in my oath. It's really, really easy to say "Apollo can suck it" but I'd feel really bad if something happened to you because I decided to forget my promise.

[truesight]

Which is such a buzzkill!! I'm sorry. I'm not trying to get all serious on you or make you think I'm just messing with you but it's just a thing I have to keep in mind.

[teenyoda]

He oathed you to not be allowed to kiss?

He can totally suck it.

[truesight]

I don't know for sure how far the whole "maiden" thing extends. It's not like I asked. But like let's say kissing you ends up being awesome that kind of leads to other stuff and that's where I'd get in trouble.

Is this weird to talk about? It is, it's weird. I probably shouldn't have said anything. It's not like I hate that I took the oath, even if it sucks sometimes. It's not even really a problem back home.

[teenyoda]

Of course it would be awesome. Why wouldn't it be awesome?

No, it's not weird. Not for me, anyway. With what I've dealt with lately, this is like, weird-lite. Half the weird, all the ha ha.

[truesight]

Shhh, that's mean, you're being mean.

No ha ha! Not so ha ha, at least.

[teenyoda]

Mean? Me? Neeeeever.

Totally ha ha. Definitely has the flavor of ha ha to me. Maybe I'll have to actually get a TASTE of it to see, though. Maybe. Just a taste.

[truesight]

Tiny bit mean.

Well, check you out! Your text message confidence is admirable. But how about we hang out in person before we make any taste test promises, maybe?