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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[teenyoda]

Fifty-three minutes.

[truesight]

I think this could literally be considered a form of torture.

[teenyoda]

You'd better be naked and honeyed up when I get there, because I'm going to dive right in and lick you all up.

[truesight]

Okay, but then you have to feed me honey right after, yeah? So we feel it together.

[teenyoda]

You can always get some off my mouth. Or other parts.

[truesight]

I might have left it vague on purpose, yes.
plus honey won't come with the same "whoa careful down there" mental block that paint does to me

[teenyoda]

You saying you'll paint our naughty bits with aphro honey?

[truesight]

I was thinking of when I lick it off of you, but if you.. want? Might be tricky.

[teenyoda]

Licking is good. I like licking. I want to do some licking right now.

[truesight]

Thirty-nine minutes.

[teenyoda]

You'd better be naked. Naked and already smeared.

[truesight]

Ew I don't think I can pre-honey myself for you, that would get gross REALLY fast.
Unless you meant with paint because I've got that covered in spades.

[teenyoda]

I want it all. ALL.

[truesight]

You're shouting again!!

[teenyoda]

I've had a two hour erection. I'm allowed to shout.

[truesight]

Fair point.

[ the next picture is just of a little honeypot, smudges of gold around the rim of it, but otherwise it looks untouched

Really, really tempted to try some before you get here.
Maybe I should though, just to see if it works?

[teenyoda]

... Just a little. But you stay in your room. I swear to god if you go running around all painted gold and sexified up, I'm going to lose my shit, Rach.

[truesight]

[ after a couple of minutes ]

That's actually a good point.
Maybe I should handcuff one of my hands to the bed or something.
Not even in an "oolala" way, but, in case it does make me want to leave my room and find you or something.
I'll leave the key somewhere so you can unlock me once you get here.

[teenyoda]

I'm getting deja vu. This happens so often. What is my life?

[truesight]

Gods, why would you say that? This is way different than when you had to cuff Scott to his bed.

[teenyoda]

It's way sexier, yeah, but it's to keep you from wandering around before I can come lick you clean. In thirty minutes.

[truesight]

That makes it sounds like you were also licking Scott clean. I'm just saying.

[ a few minutes later she's sending a picture of a little key on her desk, then another of two fingers being dipped in that little pot, then another right after of her sucking those fingers off. not even being subtle anymore. ..not that she was before, but, whatever. it was probably stupid to cuff herself before trying some of that honey, since now the little pot is right on the bed next to her, but oh well. ]

[teenyoda]

You wish. I bet you're picturing that.

[Not fair. Not fair at all. It looked good. Now he wanted some. Like, right now.]

Push it away. You only get a little.

[truesight]

I'm picturing your tongue on my body, actually.

And I'm still waiting to feel something, so far I've just got sticky lips. Tastes like regular honey, though.

[teenyoda]

I've been picturing my tongue on your body for over an hour.

Maybe it didn't work?