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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[teenyoda]

Never say never. ;)

Yes. Okay. I'll leave Hale with Scott. There will be Super Friend Game going on.

[truesight]

Keep the wishful thinking in your pants, please.

Alright good. I'm going to head over there once I get changed into clothes that aren't my pajamas, want to meet us there after you find Scoot?

[teenyoda]

What else should I keep in my pants? ;)

Where's there? Which there are we going to?

[truesight]

Well, we started calling it your packaged glory for a reason, didn't we? ..Okay, I did. I call it that. But my point still stands. Everything stays in the pants!

Probably not the gross Loki bar. The other bar.

[teenyoda]

Until I get you back home. Then the pants are off.

Okay. Well, beep me which one it is and I'll meet you and her there.

[truesight]

Well, yeah. But quit thinking about it, your brain can't be in that place while we're drinking tonight or it's all you'll be talking about.

[teenyoda]

Too late. Already there. The beast is out of it's cage. The package has been opened.

I'm thinking with my dick, Rach. Maybe I should take a little TIME before I come meet you guys.

[truesight]

Yeah, go do that. I'll make it up to you later, I promise. We need to be cool and like BE there for her right now, you know, not- trying not to have eye sex while also being there for her. That's not cool. We can't be that couple right now.

[teenyoda]

There's too many rules to being a couple. Fine. I'll take care of the monster and you just go get Alex. Be there in a bit. Promise I'll wash my hands.

[truesight]

THE MONSTER.

[teenyoda]

Oh yeah. The Pants Ness Monster. Ssssssss.

[truesight]

Sometimes I wonder about you, bubs. Wonder and worry. I mean, I love you, but. Wow.

[teenyoda]

What? It's a male thing. Remember the look on your face when you were a guy and you came out and said your dick wasn't as big as mine? You were devastated.

[truesight]

It's not a size thing it's the fact that you're a tiny bit insane. The Monster is a scary nickname for your trouser treasure. We'll have to work on that.

But yeah you're right that was super disappointing. Well, it was a catch 22. Girl me was way excited about it, boy me was wondering who I ticked off in a past life that made things turn out that way. Very weird.

[teenyoda]

It's supposed to be a scary nickname. It's a scary thing. My dick is terrifying. And only you and your perfect vagina can tame the beast.

Because I love you.

[truesight]

It's not scary!! Gods. A little intimidating maybe, but only for ME because of the obvious. Not in general. People would not run in fear of what's in your pants.

[teenyoda]

They would if they knew what was hiding in there. Maybe I could paint it up like a dragon and make it shoot fire. But I'd have to be up for it to be intimidating. A sleepy fire dribbling beast isn't that scary.

[truesight]

NO!

AND THIS CONVERSATION IS COMPLETELY OVER I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THIS

SEE YOU SOON

[teenyoda]

LOVE YOU

[truesight]

and I love you.

but i don't love the idea of your dick on fire or breathing fire or painted to look like anything at all just getting that out there right now okay bye

[teenyoda]

You might. >>

BYE

[truesight]

definitely not.

[teenyoda]

We'll see.

>>

[truesight]

Will we though? I might not even risk it.

[teenyoda]

Maybe you could paint it yourself.