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[ Scott sniggered. ] That's exactly what I'm telling you. [ He lifted his head so they could get ready for bed. ] Are you sure you're okay with me sleeping here?
...I'll just take that as a 'yes, Ryan, you should absolutely feel special'.
[But that gets him more earscritches anyway, because jesus h. christ he is soft.]
Not holding it against you, but I am also still not rubbing your belly. Especially when you're stuffed.
[But that gets him more earscritches anyway, because jesus h. christ he is soft.]
Not holding it against you, but I am also still not rubbing your belly. Especially when you're stuffed.
[Holy pie is goddamn right, he is a self-proclaimed minor kitchen deity.
The scritches pause at that last comment though, as he makes a face.]
Okay, now you're making it a little weird. You're no fuzzy Buddha.
The scritches pause at that last comment though, as he makes a face.]
Okay, now you're making it a little weird. You're no fuzzy Buddha.
[This is not a reference he gets-- he was an internet dweller but he can't get every meme, so he just. Sort of. Stares like he isn't sure whether or not to be offended.]
...nnnno you're not.
...nnnno you're not.
Excuse you, I live on the internet. ...Lived. You know there are like-- millions of memes, right?
Maybe I was just in the wrong circles for it-- and I am going to stop making you pies if you reference that one again, for the record.
[GUESS WHO HATED IT. Ryan is fonder of other weird dance crazes.]
I miss the internet and all, but there are parts of it I'm totally content with not seeing.
[GUESS WHO HATED IT. Ryan is fonder of other weird dance crazes.]
I miss the internet and all, but there are parts of it I'm totally content with not seeing.
Let's go with both, one I hate and one I don't get.
[And he is just starting to reach over to pet him at the porn comment. Noping back out.]
We are totally not talking about that. Definitely not when you're a small fuzzy animal.
[And he is just starting to reach over to pet him at the porn comment. Noping back out.]
We are totally not talking about that. Definitely not when you're a small fuzzy animal.
Must've missed the Dude Memo or something-- but I don't really do discussion of porn or my sex life, okay, both of those are equally private.
['Private' who the hell are you kidding Ryan you have been wearing turtlenecks to work and it is goddamn obvious. You are not sixteen, bro.]
Nothing to do with thinking you're going to get weird about it, I just don't.
['Private' who the hell are you kidding Ryan you have been wearing turtlenecks to work and it is goddamn obvious. You are not sixteen, bro.]
Nothing to do with thinking you're going to get weird about it, I just don't.
There is no way you don't have anyone else you can ask.
[Just staring at him, chin resting in one hand, elbow propped on his knee.]
You've got other guy friends, right? Don't you talk about it with them?
[Just staring at him, chin resting in one hand, elbow propped on his knee.]
You've got other guy friends, right? Don't you talk about it with them?
Okay, and what makes you think I'm going to be any more okay with discussing my end of things here, then.
[This is the most unimpressed look he can muster, Stiles.]
You really probably don't want to know anyway.
[This is the most unimpressed look he can muster, Stiles.]
You really probably don't want to know anyway.
[....oh fiiiiiiiine. He waves a hand vaguely in an equally unimpressed gesture.]
I don't. It was kind of depressing.
I don't. It was kind of depressing.
Guess if you stay single and vaguely desperate long enough watching other people enjoy themselves loses its appeal?
[Shruuuug.]
Wasn't ever into it much, anyway. I like the written stuff better, if there are gonna be people screwing I want to know about their relationship-- also where it gets depressing.
[Shruuuug.]
Wasn't ever into it much, anyway. I like the written stuff better, if there are gonna be people screwing I want to know about their relationship-- also where it gets depressing.
If you're just into it for the sex part then maybe you'll be fine?
[Chin up, little buddy, have a scritch.]
Regular porn started off kind of boring for me, don't read too much into that.
[Chin up, little buddy, have a scritch.]
Regular porn started off kind of boring for me, don't read too much into that.
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