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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[teenyoda]

But you could be following me. You're working with me now. I was there first, ergo, you're the stalker. It's a lovely mutual stalking thing we've got going.

P.S., I need some of your hair for my shrine.

[truesight]

You're the one that said you didn't tell me you worked there because you didn't want me to know about your stalking habits. You can't turn the tables now.

But it is mutual, you're right.

If you were a REAL stalker you would have gotten it from my hairbrush already.

[teenyoda]

Who says I haven't? I might also have taken a few other things. Hope you didn't really like those und--

Hey, so, when do you start?

[truesight]

Hah!

Soon, I think? I haven't heard back from Jane since that first conversation, so I wasn't sure how that worked.

[teenyoda]

Jade. Jade, not Jane. She might bark at you if you get her name wrong. Don't risk it.

What'd she say? Just come in?

[truesight]

Jade! Right. That's what I meant.

Basically!

[teenyoda]

Then just go in when you want. You can set up times when you get there, but she'll want to see you in person.

And you can try the pie. And bask in my presence.

[truesight]

Oh, but how will I get any work done if I'm so distracted by your very existence?

[teenyoda]

We'll have to find a way to undistract you. Or let you get your Stiles fill.

;)

[truesight]

Yeah sure, alright.

[ NOPE NOT READING INTO ANYTHING that's how oracles get themselves into trouble ]

So. How're you?

[teenyoda]

[Please read into it. He's shit at flirting and his attempt is like watching a bird keep flying into the same window.]

Still haven't died again yet. I'm keeping my fingers crossed. You good?

[truesight]

[ poor bird :c eventually she'll let herself read into it. FOR NOW she just. thinks he's kidding. ]

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you, too. Yeah, I'm just fine. A few of my friends went home. So. That's a thing that happened. But that's good, right? Not being here.

[teenyoda]

Yeah. Sorry you lost some friends. :(

I'd say I more than make up for it, but, you know, really. Maybe when you go in to work I'll buy you some pie or coffee?

1/2

[truesight]

Don't we get free pie?

[ #trollololol ]

[truesight]

J/K, just being a jerk. That's sweet, but you don't have to. Even though you were just kidding, I'm pretty sure just hanging out with friends here actually will help.

[teenyoda]

Whoa, hold on now. Let's not move so fast. We're just stalking each other. Friendship requires a little more effort. Next thing you know, we'll have five kids and live in Miami while we complain about the sun being too bright.

[truesight]

Five! If we ever end up in Miami with five kids, the sun actually would be too bright because Apollo would be trying to light you on fire. But no, you're right, I got ahead of myself. After all this time spent following you around it's hard to forget you don't actually know I'm there for it. Cue a very woeful sigh.

[teenyoda]

Apollo can bite me. Five kids and a dog. But I can't hear your sigh over my sigh since I'm equally woeful that Red jr and Frecklina might never come to be. So sad, Red.

[truesight]

You said 'might'.

[ time to bust his chops! ]

[teenyoda]

I did. You're very quick. You can read. Catch all the words.

Might. As in 'there has to be some stuff that happens between me peeking in your window and me changing a diaper' might that might not happen. Maybe.

[truesight]

Well no, I know. I'm just saying. 'Maybe' is kind of flattering when we haven't even hung out in person yet.

[teenyoda]

Consider our previous conversation our first date. I think we passed with flying colors. This is now the wooing stage. I stalk you, you stalk me, there's pie involved. It's great.

[truesight]

What! That's totally cheating. I don't think that's how dating works.

[teenyoda]

Did you laugh? Have fun? Yes. Did you have to pay for anything? No. Did you think of me later? You totally did and you know it. Totally a date. I get a kiss after this one. That's the rules.

[truesight]

After what one? Are you asking me out right now? I'm confused. And I'm not answering any of those questions. Pleading the 5th.