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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[teenyoda]

One hour.

[truesight]

I think this paint actually tastes better now that it's dry. it's definitely not like licking up pineapple syrup, it's more of a longterm thing, I guess.
Drunk me definitely wanted to really cover you in designs before licking it all off of you.

[teenyoda]

We should invite drunk you over for a party.

[truesight]

I'm sure honey'd me will be just as fun...

[teenyoda]

Fifty-three minutes.

[truesight]

I think this could literally be considered a form of torture.

[teenyoda]

You'd better be naked and honeyed up when I get there, because I'm going to dive right in and lick you all up.

[truesight]

Okay, but then you have to feed me honey right after, yeah? So we feel it together.

[teenyoda]

You can always get some off my mouth. Or other parts.

[truesight]

I might have left it vague on purpose, yes.
plus honey won't come with the same "whoa careful down there" mental block that paint does to me

[teenyoda]

You saying you'll paint our naughty bits with aphro honey?

[truesight]

I was thinking of when I lick it off of you, but if you.. want? Might be tricky.

[teenyoda]

Licking is good. I like licking. I want to do some licking right now.

[truesight]

Thirty-nine minutes.

[teenyoda]

You'd better be naked. Naked and already smeared.

[truesight]

Ew I don't think I can pre-honey myself for you, that would get gross REALLY fast.
Unless you meant with paint because I've got that covered in spades.

[teenyoda]

I want it all. ALL.

[truesight]

You're shouting again!!

[teenyoda]

I've had a two hour erection. I'm allowed to shout.

[truesight]

Fair point.

[ the next picture is just of a little honeypot, smudges of gold around the rim of it, but otherwise it looks untouched

Really, really tempted to try some before you get here.
Maybe I should though, just to see if it works?

[teenyoda]

... Just a little. But you stay in your room. I swear to god if you go running around all painted gold and sexified up, I'm going to lose my shit, Rach.

[truesight]

[ after a couple of minutes ]

That's actually a good point.
Maybe I should handcuff one of my hands to the bed or something.
Not even in an "oolala" way, but, in case it does make me want to leave my room and find you or something.
I'll leave the key somewhere so you can unlock me once you get here.

[teenyoda]

I'm getting deja vu. This happens so often. What is my life?

[truesight]

Gods, why would you say that? This is way different than when you had to cuff Scott to his bed.

[teenyoda]

It's way sexier, yeah, but it's to keep you from wandering around before I can come lick you clean. In thirty minutes.