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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[truesight]

On something other than having a threesome with Alex. Holy Hera. Where did that even come from? Should I be concerned?

[teenyoda]

If you think I haven't fantasized about multiple threesomes with multiple third parties by now, you've seriously underestimated my hormones.

[truesight]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

I don't even know how to respond to that. That is some left field play right there. Way out of left field. I think. Mostly.

Do I even want to ask?

[teenyoda]

Ask what? Oh, please do ask about all my kinky sex thoughts about you, Red.

[truesight]

Literally the worst idea right before we're going out for drinks.

Do not bring up threesomes at all in any way while we're out with Alex today, okay? Totally not the time.

[teenyoda]

Fine. I won't bring them up. But if SHE does...

Totally fair game.

[truesight]

I don't think there is any chance of her ever bringing it up. So, fine.

We need to bring in our friendship A game today, Stiles. I'm pretty sure he was her best friend from home, so.

[teenyoda]

Never say never. ;)

Yes. Okay. I'll leave Hale with Scott. There will be Super Friend Game going on.

[truesight]

Keep the wishful thinking in your pants, please.

Alright good. I'm going to head over there once I get changed into clothes that aren't my pajamas, want to meet us there after you find Scoot?

[teenyoda]

What else should I keep in my pants? ;)

Where's there? Which there are we going to?

[truesight]

Well, we started calling it your packaged glory for a reason, didn't we? ..Okay, I did. I call it that. But my point still stands. Everything stays in the pants!

Probably not the gross Loki bar. The other bar.

[teenyoda]

Until I get you back home. Then the pants are off.

Okay. Well, beep me which one it is and I'll meet you and her there.

[truesight]

Well, yeah. But quit thinking about it, your brain can't be in that place while we're drinking tonight or it's all you'll be talking about.

[teenyoda]

Too late. Already there. The beast is out of it's cage. The package has been opened.

I'm thinking with my dick, Rach. Maybe I should take a little TIME before I come meet you guys.

[truesight]

Yeah, go do that. I'll make it up to you later, I promise. We need to be cool and like BE there for her right now, you know, not- trying not to have eye sex while also being there for her. That's not cool. We can't be that couple right now.

[teenyoda]

There's too many rules to being a couple. Fine. I'll take care of the monster and you just go get Alex. Be there in a bit. Promise I'll wash my hands.

[truesight]

THE MONSTER.

[teenyoda]

Oh yeah. The Pants Ness Monster. Ssssssss.

[truesight]

Sometimes I wonder about you, bubs. Wonder and worry. I mean, I love you, but. Wow.

[teenyoda]

What? It's a male thing. Remember the look on your face when you were a guy and you came out and said your dick wasn't as big as mine? You were devastated.

[truesight]

It's not a size thing it's the fact that you're a tiny bit insane. The Monster is a scary nickname for your trouser treasure. We'll have to work on that.

But yeah you're right that was super disappointing. Well, it was a catch 22. Girl me was way excited about it, boy me was wondering who I ticked off in a past life that made things turn out that way. Very weird.

[teenyoda]

It's supposed to be a scary nickname. It's a scary thing. My dick is terrifying. And only you and your perfect vagina can tame the beast.

Because I love you.

[truesight]

It's not scary!! Gods. A little intimidating maybe, but only for ME because of the obvious. Not in general. People would not run in fear of what's in your pants.

[teenyoda]

They would if they knew what was hiding in there. Maybe I could paint it up like a dragon and make it shoot fire. But I'd have to be up for it to be intimidating. A sleepy fire dribbling beast isn't that scary.

[truesight]

NO!

AND THIS CONVERSATION IS COMPLETELY OVER I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THIS

SEE YOU SOON