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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[teenyoda]

IM INTO GIRLS DUDE

JUST WANT MY BELLY RUBBED

LOOK AT IT

RUBLESS

SO SAD

[Wiggle wiggle]

[averagemedium]

Bullshit. I will bet you talked Jade into that, it is so not rubless.

[STICKING WITH THE EAR SCRITCHES.]

D'you want your pie or what?

[teenyoda]

NUH UH

JADE SAID SAME THING ABOUT FERRET BOYFRIEND

I AM ALL ALONELY

[Cue the small whimpering noises and more wriggling.]

[averagemedium]

Asgard is a big city, I'm sure you'll find some unsuspecting guy to completely platonically rub your tummy. That guy is not me, it's weird enough petting you.

[Not... that he's stopping. He's fuzzy, pets are permissible.]

[teenyoda]

GIRL

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK IM GAY?

[Offended, he turned around and slunk off of Ryan's lap over to the pie, moving to keep an eye on Ryan as he started to eat.]

[averagemedium]

Okay, or girl, calm down. I'm not trying to imply anything here, just went with guy since you've been trying it on me. Note the platonic there.

[He watches him eat, considering for a second that maybe he should've made a smaller, fox-size pie.]

...so how is it?

[teenyoda]

[Stiles stuck his tongue out at Ryan before going back to eating. And eating. Shut up, he would eat this whole goddamn pie.]

GOOD

OFC

[averagemedium]

[Stiles no that pie is like your size. Ryan just looks kind of impressed.]

Are you gonna be able to walk by the time you're done with it?

[teenyoda]

[Stiles was hunkered over that pie like a fox with a mission.]

PROBABLY NOT

[averagemedium]

I'm not carrying you, just to go ahead and get that out of the way. Maybe you'll be able to just roll out the door.

[teenyoda]

I CAN WALK MY OWN SELF

[Let's just establish that, Ryan. Just because a guy wanted a little attention didn't mean he was a purse dog.]

[averagemedium]

You just said you wouldn't be able to.

[Have an eyebrow-raise. Come on, man, you are teeny.]

[teenyoda]

AFTER I DIGEST

[Hey, don't make fun of a guy's size.]

[averagemedium]

...okay, fair. That is going to be a hell of a food coma, though.

[teenyoda]

WORTH IT

GOOD PIE

GOD I LOVE PIE

[averagemedium]

Maybe you should just date pie. Solve all your problems.

[Casually reaching over to pet him again. Fox fur is pretty nice, he'll admit that much.]

[teenyoda]

BAD MOVIE ABOUT THAT

WOULD STILL LIKE A GIRL

NOT NOW

[He had his reasons, but he wasn't going to try to explain himself via flame-speak to Ryan. Partly because he didn't think he cared and partly because hey, he's a guy. He doesn't do feelings.

Except maybe petting feelings, because his tail was swishing slightly side to side.]

[averagemedium]

...what, is there really? Do I even want to ask?

[He's not going to pry about the rest of that answer. Stiles' love life is his own business, and he isn't that nosy.

Besides, the tail-wagging is cute and distracting, and ensures the pettings will continue.]

[teenyoda]

NO YOU DONT

[Needless to say, he'd been tempted more than once, but he wasn't going to defile a pie like that. His hand was good enough for what he needed and he wasn't dying from lack of anything else.

And maybe he was okay with the petting as he continued to wolf down the pie. A quarter gone. Oh god, so good.]

[averagemedium]

[It's for the best that he's not elaborating, Ryan really would not want to know. La la la, scritch scritch scritch.]

Noted. So are you annoyed with the whole fox thing yet?

[teenyoda]

WAS ANNOYED THE SECOND IT HAPPENED

PEOPLE KEEP PICKING ME UP

[averagemedium]

Maybe if you didn't hop into their laps and demand tummy rubbing they wouldn't think you were cool with them handling you like an actual animal.

[teenyoda]

I DONT DO THAT TO EVERYONE

DUH

[averagemedium]

Just the ones you think are going to be easy, or should I feel special?

[teenyoda]

[He pauses in his munching to look up at Ryan, licking at his muzzle.]

THE ONES I THINK DONT MIND IT

AND WONT HOLD IT AGAINST ME LATER