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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[truesight]

You know, when I imagined myself experimenting with substances, this wasn't ever where my brain went.
But I'll so try it.
I might end up holding you as my sexual hostage for the night though

[teenyoda]

I'm kind of okay with that. As long as there's lots and lots of sex to make up for this.

[truesight]

We'll have to see how the honey works, won't we
Although yeah, potentially. Lots of sex.

[teenyoda]

BETTER NOT HAVE TO GO ANYWHERE TOMORROW SINCE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO WALK.

[truesight]

such confidence!! but why are you yelling at me!!

[teenyoda]

TO EMPHASIZE MY HORNINESS. And because Minty is giving me the eye again.

[truesight]

Ah, let her look. Minty is going to hear all about how happy we are next time I see her.

[teenyoda]

No punching the customers.

[truesight]

only emotional punching
and mental punching whatever milkshakey fantasies she's got going on right now

[teenyoda]

You think she'd want me to come over and stir her milkshake with what she's staring at?

[truesight]

My brain just went from raging jealousy to extremely interested
Because I mean
Yes, probably
Which makes me really mad
Because it made me think of why she'd want you to do that
Which made me thing of why I would want you to do that
Which made me think of how much hotter my mouth would feel on you if you, for whatever reason, were crazy enough to willingly cover yourself in ice cream like that
Mint ice cream no less
But mmmmnothelping with the blowjob thoughts

[teenyoda]

One hour.

[truesight]

I think this paint actually tastes better now that it's dry. it's definitely not like licking up pineapple syrup, it's more of a longterm thing, I guess.
Drunk me definitely wanted to really cover you in designs before licking it all off of you.

[teenyoda]

We should invite drunk you over for a party.

[truesight]

I'm sure honey'd me will be just as fun...

[teenyoda]

Fifty-three minutes.

[truesight]

I think this could literally be considered a form of torture.

[teenyoda]

You'd better be naked and honeyed up when I get there, because I'm going to dive right in and lick you all up.

[truesight]

Okay, but then you have to feed me honey right after, yeah? So we feel it together.

[teenyoda]

You can always get some off my mouth. Or other parts.

[truesight]

I might have left it vague on purpose, yes.
plus honey won't come with the same "whoa careful down there" mental block that paint does to me

[teenyoda]

You saying you'll paint our naughty bits with aphro honey?

[truesight]

I was thinking of when I lick it off of you, but if you.. want? Might be tricky.

[teenyoda]

Licking is good. I like licking. I want to do some licking right now.

[truesight]

Thirty-nine minutes.