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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[teenyoda]

Yeah, I saw that. Bummer. So what are our duties? Distraction tactics? Wait... is this a threesome thing?

[truesight]

What? No. Stiles. Gods. Not the time for that talk.

We're going to the bar to get drunk. And try to make sure she gets silly drunk and not sad drunk.

1/2

[teenyoda]

Right.

[teenyoda]

And you're sure the threesome thing can't be part of that?

Just for clarification.

[truesight]

wait are you seriously asking that right now I can't tell

[teenyoda]

>>

[truesight]

ah ah!

no.

[teenyoda]

=(

[truesight]

nevermind don't answer that

we need to focus, Stilinski.

[teenyoda]

Uh huh. Right. Focus. Sure.

[truesight]

On something other than having a threesome with Alex. Holy Hera. Where did that even come from? Should I be concerned?

[teenyoda]

If you think I haven't fantasized about multiple threesomes with multiple third parties by now, you've seriously underestimated my hormones.

[truesight]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

I don't even know how to respond to that. That is some left field play right there. Way out of left field. I think. Mostly.

Do I even want to ask?

[teenyoda]

Ask what? Oh, please do ask about all my kinky sex thoughts about you, Red.

[truesight]

Literally the worst idea right before we're going out for drinks.

Do not bring up threesomes at all in any way while we're out with Alex today, okay? Totally not the time.

[teenyoda]

Fine. I won't bring them up. But if SHE does...

Totally fair game.

[truesight]

I don't think there is any chance of her ever bringing it up. So, fine.

We need to bring in our friendship A game today, Stiles. I'm pretty sure he was her best friend from home, so.

[teenyoda]

Never say never. ;)

Yes. Okay. I'll leave Hale with Scott. There will be Super Friend Game going on.

[truesight]

Keep the wishful thinking in your pants, please.

Alright good. I'm going to head over there once I get changed into clothes that aren't my pajamas, want to meet us there after you find Scoot?

[teenyoda]

What else should I keep in my pants? ;)

Where's there? Which there are we going to?

[truesight]

Well, we started calling it your packaged glory for a reason, didn't we? ..Okay, I did. I call it that. But my point still stands. Everything stays in the pants!

Probably not the gross Loki bar. The other bar.

[teenyoda]

Until I get you back home. Then the pants are off.

Okay. Well, beep me which one it is and I'll meet you and her there.

[truesight]

Well, yeah. But quit thinking about it, your brain can't be in that place while we're drinking tonight or it's all you'll be talking about.

[teenyoda]

Too late. Already there. The beast is out of it's cage. The package has been opened.

I'm thinking with my dick, Rach. Maybe I should take a little TIME before I come meet you guys.

[truesight]

Yeah, go do that. I'll make it up to you later, I promise. We need to be cool and like BE there for her right now, you know, not- trying not to have eye sex while also being there for her. That's not cool. We can't be that couple right now.