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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[averagemedium]

That is exactly what I'm busy doing, you know-- [And in the background there's a brief exclamation, a hurried-sounding shit, sorry-- before he turns his attention back to the bracelet.]

...andIshouldturnthisoff.

[Which he will, and at least it won't be too long before he arrives and gives Stiles' door a knock out of habit. He can probably smell the pie from that side, it is a whole pile of chickeny gravy deliciousness.

...Right. Fox, can't do door handles, better just open it.]

[teenyoda]

[Open it, Ryan, and Stile will be being an energetic ball of fluffy fluff on his side. ]

YOU BROUGHT PIE I LOVE YOU

[Said the big flaming letters that appeared over his head.]

[averagemedium]

Oh my god.

[He's just staring at the flaming letters, pie parcel still in hand. Okay, that's kind of cool, how come he didn't get fire powers?

Oh yeah and he should probably let him get at that pie. Ryan kneels down to start unwrapping it.]

You realize you're like, a wizard fox now, right?

[teenyoda]

FIREFOX

HA HA HA

[He did his version of a laugh, one that was trilly and yippy all at the same time. Then he gave Ryan a look. With big goldy brown eyes and fluffy black and white fur around his stupid cat-dog face.]

[averagemedium]

I'm working on it, okay?

[Look, that is a carefully-packed pie, Stiles. Did you want it to end up getting smushed? Because it is definitely not. Once it's all opened up he sits back, making himself comfortable on the floor.]

There you go. I don't guess you need a fork or anything, right?

[teenyoda]

[Stiles is going to be Stiles and move to crawl up onto Ryan's lap. Hey, Jade let him eat his pie there and maybe he wanted a little bit of attention since he'd been caged up in his room for so long. He turned to give Ryan a look, then flopped over and bared his belly.]

♥

[averagemedium]

[He just gives him a look at first, then finally siiiighs and scritches him behind the ears. Belly scritches are just getting weird.]

Stiles, you're adorable and all, but you are my coworker and also I'm pretty sure Henry would kill any guy he knew was all flopped over in my lap. No rummytubs.

[...he's used to babytalking his cat, okay, shut up.]

[teenyoda]

IM INTO GIRLS DUDE

JUST WANT MY BELLY RUBBED

LOOK AT IT

RUBLESS

SO SAD

[Wiggle wiggle]

[averagemedium]

Bullshit. I will bet you talked Jade into that, it is so not rubless.

[STICKING WITH THE EAR SCRITCHES.]

D'you want your pie or what?

[teenyoda]

NUH UH

JADE SAID SAME THING ABOUT FERRET BOYFRIEND

I AM ALL ALONELY

[Cue the small whimpering noises and more wriggling.]

[averagemedium]

Asgard is a big city, I'm sure you'll find some unsuspecting guy to completely platonically rub your tummy. That guy is not me, it's weird enough petting you.

[Not... that he's stopping. He's fuzzy, pets are permissible.]

[teenyoda]

GIRL

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK IM GAY?

[Offended, he turned around and slunk off of Ryan's lap over to the pie, moving to keep an eye on Ryan as he started to eat.]

[averagemedium]

Okay, or girl, calm down. I'm not trying to imply anything here, just went with guy since you've been trying it on me. Note the platonic there.

[He watches him eat, considering for a second that maybe he should've made a smaller, fox-size pie.]

...so how is it?

[teenyoda]

[Stiles stuck his tongue out at Ryan before going back to eating. And eating. Shut up, he would eat this whole goddamn pie.]

GOOD

OFC

[averagemedium]

[Stiles no that pie is like your size. Ryan just looks kind of impressed.]

Are you gonna be able to walk by the time you're done with it?

[teenyoda]

[Stiles was hunkered over that pie like a fox with a mission.]

PROBABLY NOT

[averagemedium]

I'm not carrying you, just to go ahead and get that out of the way. Maybe you'll be able to just roll out the door.

[teenyoda]

I CAN WALK MY OWN SELF

[Let's just establish that, Ryan. Just because a guy wanted a little attention didn't mean he was a purse dog.]

[averagemedium]

You just said you wouldn't be able to.

[Have an eyebrow-raise. Come on, man, you are teeny.]

[teenyoda]

AFTER I DIGEST

[Hey, don't make fun of a guy's size.]

[averagemedium]

...okay, fair. That is going to be a hell of a food coma, though.

[teenyoda]

WORTH IT

GOOD PIE

GOD I LOVE PIE

[averagemedium]

Maybe you should just date pie. Solve all your problems.

[Casually reaching over to pet him again. Fox fur is pretty nice, he'll admit that much.]

[teenyoda]

BAD MOVIE ABOUT THAT

WOULD STILL LIKE A GIRL

NOT NOW

[He had his reasons, but he wasn't going to try to explain himself via flame-speak to Ryan. Partly because he didn't think he cared and partly because hey, he's a guy. He doesn't do feelings.

Except maybe petting feelings, because his tail was swishing slightly side to side.]

[averagemedium]

...what, is there really? Do I even want to ask?

[He's not going to pry about the rest of that answer. Stiles' love life is his own business, and he isn't that nosy.

Besides, the tail-wagging is cute and distracting, and ensures the pettings will continue.]