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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[teenyoda]

Before. After. During.

[truesight]

You better still be this riled up when you get home or I'll be really sad.

[teenyoda]

Just use some of that sexy paint on me and I'll be raring in no time.

[truesight]

I don't think it's actually an aphrodisiac, I think I'm just really looking forward to covering you in gold paint and messing up my sheets with you.

[teenyoda]

Maybe you should think about drawing up something that is.

[truesight]

...Should I?

[teenyoda]

You should. But don't take it before I get there. I can't take more of those pictures.

[truesight]

But I like taking pictures for you.
And of course I'll wait. I'll imagine something stickysweet like honey so I can lick it off your fingers.

[teenyoda]

One hour and ten minutes.

[truesight]

You know, when I imagined myself experimenting with substances, this wasn't ever where my brain went.
But I'll so try it.
I might end up holding you as my sexual hostage for the night though

[teenyoda]

I'm kind of okay with that. As long as there's lots and lots of sex to make up for this.

[truesight]

We'll have to see how the honey works, won't we
Although yeah, potentially. Lots of sex.

[teenyoda]

BETTER NOT HAVE TO GO ANYWHERE TOMORROW SINCE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO WALK.

[truesight]

such confidence!! but why are you yelling at me!!

[teenyoda]

TO EMPHASIZE MY HORNINESS. And because Minty is giving me the eye again.

[truesight]

Ah, let her look. Minty is going to hear all about how happy we are next time I see her.

[teenyoda]

No punching the customers.

[truesight]

only emotional punching
and mental punching whatever milkshakey fantasies she's got going on right now

[teenyoda]

You think she'd want me to come over and stir her milkshake with what she's staring at?

[truesight]

My brain just went from raging jealousy to extremely interested
Because I mean
Yes, probably
Which makes me really mad
Because it made me think of why she'd want you to do that
Which made me thing of why I would want you to do that
Which made me think of how much hotter my mouth would feel on you if you, for whatever reason, were crazy enough to willingly cover yourself in ice cream like that
Mint ice cream no less
But mmmmnothelping with the blowjob thoughts

[teenyoda]

One hour.

[truesight]

I think this paint actually tastes better now that it's dry. it's definitely not like licking up pineapple syrup, it's more of a longterm thing, I guess.
Drunk me definitely wanted to really cover you in designs before licking it all off of you.

[teenyoda]

We should invite drunk you over for a party.

[truesight]

I'm sure honey'd me will be just as fun...

[teenyoda]

Fifty-three minutes.