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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[teenyoda]

She gave me a tip for being prompt. And now she's looking at me. I kind of feel like I need an adult right now. Boner's still not going down. Your fault.

[truesight]

it's not my fault you're probably looking hungry for it right now
go hide in the kitchen!!
or go to the bathroom
seriously i'll talk you through it so you come really hard, really quick
or not so quick
whatever you want just get out of her sight!!
but only if she's actually being creepy
are you exaggerating
because i don't actually mind if she's just looking at you but if she gets out of that seat you hide
you hide your godly sculpted butt as far away from her as possible

[teenyoda]

I'm sorry, I'm too busy laughing at godly sculpted butt.

[truesight]

Only the gods would be cruel enough to put a butt like yours on this Earth.
I was never a butt girl, I was always mainly attracted to hands and symmetrical facial features but then you come along with your T zone and that scrumptious butt and it's ruined me, I'm ruined.

[teenyoda]

You just wait. In an hour and fifteen minutes, I'll really ruin you.

[truesight]

After my spanking?

[teenyoda]

Before. After. During.

[truesight]

You better still be this riled up when you get home or I'll be really sad.

[teenyoda]

Just use some of that sexy paint on me and I'll be raring in no time.

[truesight]

I don't think it's actually an aphrodisiac, I think I'm just really looking forward to covering you in gold paint and messing up my sheets with you.

[teenyoda]

Maybe you should think about drawing up something that is.

[truesight]

...Should I?

[teenyoda]

You should. But don't take it before I get there. I can't take more of those pictures.

[truesight]

But I like taking pictures for you.
And of course I'll wait. I'll imagine something stickysweet like honey so I can lick it off your fingers.

[teenyoda]

One hour and ten minutes.

[truesight]

You know, when I imagined myself experimenting with substances, this wasn't ever where my brain went.
But I'll so try it.
I might end up holding you as my sexual hostage for the night though

[teenyoda]

I'm kind of okay with that. As long as there's lots and lots of sex to make up for this.

[truesight]

We'll have to see how the honey works, won't we
Although yeah, potentially. Lots of sex.

[teenyoda]

BETTER NOT HAVE TO GO ANYWHERE TOMORROW SINCE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO WALK.

[truesight]

such confidence!! but why are you yelling at me!!

[teenyoda]

TO EMPHASIZE MY HORNINESS. And because Minty is giving me the eye again.

[truesight]

Ah, let her look. Minty is going to hear all about how happy we are next time I see her.

[teenyoda]

No punching the customers.

[truesight]

only emotional punching
and mental punching whatever milkshakey fantasies she's got going on right now

[teenyoda]

You think she'd want me to come over and stir her milkshake with what she's staring at?