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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[teenyoda]

On the plus side, she gave me a ridiculously huge tip? I can buy you flowers with that. :D

[truesight]

oh my gods you are not allowed to buy me flowers with your boner money
you're being really cute about this but
i might need to actually shower and get dressed and come down there

[teenyoda]

Nuh uh. I want to see all that paint you made a mess of yourself with. An hour and forty minutes.

[truesight]

[ she's just sending a slightly myspace style selfish with the biggest poutiest puppy-eyed look she can muster. still shirtless and covered in paint, but super pouty. ]

[teenyoda]

I thought you wanted my boner to go away.

[truesight]

My sadness over having to wait and hour and forty minutes to see you is... encouraging your arousal? Should that concern me?

[teenyoda]

The sexy nakedness of that picture along with how hot your lips look are encouraging my arousal. And now I'm thinking of blowjobs. With paint.

[truesight]

I am both frustrated and flattered, Freckles.
Flattered because you like my pouty lips, frustrated because all I've been thinking about this whole time is giving you a blowjob, and now I know you're thinking about it too and that's
probably the most frustrating thing in the world ever

[teenyoda]

You should have thought about that before you got all kinky with me when I'm still working. Maybe this'll learn you.

[truesight]

I'm sorry, all I'm hearing right now is "Oh Rachel, please send me more painty pictures so I'm stuck with this public boner for the next hour and a half".

[teenyoda]

You do it to me and I promise you I'll send you videos of me jerking off on your next shift. At the beginning of it.

[truesight]

Only I'll know better and not open them up until after my shift.

[ has he ever wondered what it looks like when Rachel sucks on her index and middle fingers at the same time? now he knows. ]

Unlike you, naughty boy.

[teenyoda]

But what if it's an emergency? How will you know if you don't check?

[Yeah, he had to actually bite at his hand now, thanks, Rach. Minty was giving him a look that he was actually noticing.]

I hate you.

[truesight]

Well now you know not to do that since I won't check video messages from you while I'm at work. :P

[ this next picture is at a totally new angle ( one that gives away her location, her room ), one that shows she's on her hands and knees - well her forearms and knees, stretching like a cat. the bottom of the frame cuts off just under the bridge of her nose, giving him the view of her big green eyes and messy hair and arched back. at least she's got shorts on? ]

I know you do, my love. And I'm ready for my punishment.

[teenyoda]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE >:|

[truesight]

That's just not true and you know it.

[teenyoda]

No, it's not. But I'm resorting to rubbing my dick on the edge of the counter and that's your fault.

[truesight]

Oh, I wish I was there. That counter's tall enough for somebody to hide under, you know.

[teenyoda]

Oh my god so much hate.

[truesight]

You should really quit that, though, somebody is bound to notice you humping the counter.

[teenyoda]

Maybe I'll get another tip from Minty.

[truesight]

wait she's still there??
so she just gave you a tip before her order was even finished
that's it, i'm going to punch her i swear it
and then i'm going to punch you i think

[teenyoda]

She gave me a tip for being prompt. And now she's looking at me. I kind of feel like I need an adult right now. Boner's still not going down. Your fault.

[truesight]

it's not my fault you're probably looking hungry for it right now
go hide in the kitchen!!
or go to the bathroom
seriously i'll talk you through it so you come really hard, really quick
or not so quick
whatever you want just get out of her sight!!
but only if she's actually being creepy
are you exaggerating
because i don't actually mind if she's just looking at you but if she gets out of that seat you hide
you hide your godly sculpted butt as far away from her as possible

[teenyoda]

I'm sorry, I'm too busy laughing at godly sculpted butt.