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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[teenyoda]

I hate you.

[truesight]

You love me!

[ but then she's sending a picture of the lower half of her face ( lips parted, tongue touching the corner ) to right below her collarbones. there's shimmery gold paint smeared across her mouth and chin like she tried wiping her paint-covered fingers over them a few times. which she did. there's also a few smudges on her neck and along those collarbones.

[teenyoda]

I hate you so much right now. Are you at your place or mine?

[truesight]

Well isn't THAT the question of the hour?

[teenyoda]

Yep. I hate you.

[truesight]

But I love you.

[teenyoda]

You're all messy and I want to clean it up.

[truesight]

[ the next picture is of her kissing the back of her own hand, palm flat to the camera so he can see where she finger-painted a heart that stretches the full size of her palm, with SS in the middle ]

SO messy. Can't ever resist finger painting.

[teenyoda]

Boners at work are bad for business, Rachel. People will notice.

[truesight]

Well it's not like I can leave
wherever I am.
Covered in aphro paint!
So indecent.

[teenyoda]

... is it seriously aphro paint?

[truesight]

Well it *would* explain why I'm so turned on right now.

[teenyoda]

You're always turned on. Especially when you're messy. I hate that I have two hours left on my shift.

[truesight]

So I have two hours to make even more of a mess with this paint that may or may not be doing unspeakable things to my hormones.
Hmmmmm.

[teenyoda]

Woman... WOMAN.

[truesight]

Yes, sweetheart?

[teenyoda]

Haaaaaaaaaaaate. No more talking to me until my shift's over.

[truesight]

Or what?

[teenyoda]

Or someone's going to get a spanking.

[truesight]

Is that a promise?

[teenyoda]

WOMAN.

[truesight]

MAN? I don't get this game. Are you asking me to prove it?

[ and now there's a picture of the handprint she just left over the cup of her bra, gold smeared over her cleavage. or at least, where her cleavage would be if her boobs were that big. which they're not. but that's not the point! ]

[teenyoda]

I really, really hate you. I'm turning this off and I will see you after work. Whose place?

[truesight]

Nonono don't don't, I'll stop, I promise. We can talk about other stuff.

[teenyoda]

Can't do it, because I'm just going to picture you in your bra covered in gold pineapple aphro paint and how much I want to lick it off. I'm already sporting a boner, Rach. I don't need to add a wet spot to it.