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[teenyoda]

"Leave a message. I'm around. Or sleeping. Or... stuff."

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[teenyoda]

Maybe drunk you made aphro paint. Is it aphro? Do you feel like getting freaky?

[truesight]

Ooh, you know, I think it is. I am feeling SO freaky right now.

[teenyoda]

You're kind of mean, you know that?

[truesight]

Ugh, everything feels so hot, I don't want to wear clothes anymore. EVER. And I can't stop licking my fingers, everything tastes so good right now. No, not even that, I just really like having my fingers there. I can't stop touching my mouth. What's that called? An oral fixation?

[teenyoda]

I hate you.

[truesight]

You love me!

[ but then she's sending a picture of the lower half of her face ( lips parted, tongue touching the corner ) to right below her collarbones. there's shimmery gold paint smeared across her mouth and chin like she tried wiping her paint-covered fingers over them a few times. which she did. there's also a few smudges on her neck and along those collarbones.

[teenyoda]

I hate you so much right now. Are you at your place or mine?

[truesight]

Well isn't THAT the question of the hour?

[teenyoda]

Yep. I hate you.

[truesight]

But I love you.

[teenyoda]

You're all messy and I want to clean it up.

[truesight]

[ the next picture is of her kissing the back of her own hand, palm flat to the camera so he can see where she finger-painted a heart that stretches the full size of her palm, with SS in the middle ]

SO messy. Can't ever resist finger painting.

[teenyoda]

Boners at work are bad for business, Rachel. People will notice.

[truesight]

Well it's not like I can leave
wherever I am.
Covered in aphro paint!
So indecent.

[teenyoda]

... is it seriously aphro paint?

[truesight]

Well it *would* explain why I'm so turned on right now.

[teenyoda]

You're always turned on. Especially when you're messy. I hate that I have two hours left on my shift.

[truesight]

So I have two hours to make even more of a mess with this paint that may or may not be doing unspeakable things to my hormones.
Hmmmmm.

[teenyoda]

Woman... WOMAN.

[truesight]

Yes, sweetheart?

[teenyoda]

Haaaaaaaaaaaate. No more talking to me until my shift's over.

[truesight]

Or what?

[teenyoda]

Or someone's going to get a spanking.

[truesight]

Is that a promise?

[teenyoda]

WOMAN.